David Bain

I am the half-shebang

[David Bain @davidish]

This guy is a total gobshite. Do not read. 'The thing no marketer will admit about ‘culture’ 'https://t.co/kLv5cAgcB2 via @thedrum

[David Bain @davidish]

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[Evelyn Brooks @Evelyn_Brookss]

Our owners combined fortune..
25bn and a 660m turnover a year and a club we're skint 🤔 #MUFC

[David Bain @davidish]

I wrote this extended whinge/winge (??) piece for The Drum. Do you like my tight cardigan? https://t.co/LJLgsHWw4j

[David Bain @davidish]

@CollinRugg Thank goodness Van Halen weren't in town

[MarshFamilySongs @MarshSongs]

Thanks for all the kind comments/shares. For folk wanting lyrics, they’re on YouTube descriptor: https://t.co/8sQbhygfk9. For folk wanting stuff on Biden, we shared a 🎶 view when we felt he & Trump were too old - 10 MONTHS AGO: https://t.co/YpNERIqk28. Massive kudos to him 🫡 🖖

[Reductress @Reductress]

Time for plan B

[David Bain @davidish]

@AlternativeMUFC I love this game

[Clive Lewis MP @labourlewis]

To be sworn in as an MP, you have to make an oath to the King.

This is what I decided to say, in protest.

[David Bain @davidish]

Beanz meanz whines

[David Bain @davidish]

Here’s to a crabbed, cautious, inelegant victory this week-a victory dug out in dour, dismal doggedness, deep in injury time. And congrats to England as well. #VoteLabour

[The Labour Party @UKLabour]

The Big Short: Rishi Sunak 🛁

[David Bain @davidish]

@trevorbmbagency https://t.co/bDg4BrZaYt

[David Bain @davidish]

it seems Ten Hag can only do turtlenecks. Come on fella, those collar stiffeners are for life not just for christmas.

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

First new mug drop of 2024 ... It just had to be this lovely little bastard.

Fancy one? Grab yours here:
https://t.co/cVIGBiqFeB

[David Bain @davidish]

@Will_Humphrey @robistyping most corporations have the 'personhood' of an insect. https://t.co/kMahO9rFWe Brands much more so- I'm thinking otter

[David Bain @davidish]

@Will_Humphrey I disagree. Brands are crude anthropomorphised golums-with personalities, values even politics

[David Bain @davidish]

Your move Haagen-Dazs

[David Bain @davidish]

How is advertising ever going to compete with this?

[David Bain @davidish]

@NBiffs Duella resignation letter