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Young, dumb, and full of dumb --- Let's never get serious, baby

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human interaction YIKES

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@drgilpin hey prof! #MCO435

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The nacho is always cheesier on the other plate

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Ain't nothing gay about Voltron

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I've weighed the pros and cons, and I think you shorted me about a gram and a half of cons, dude

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Dead people don't get birthdays that's bullshit

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If you never try something, you'll never know just how bad you would fail at it

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Current mood: human pastry

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You take the good, you took the bad, you take them both and then you my twitter page

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Real courage is majoring in the subject you failed twice in high school

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Unlucky at tweets, lucky at love, at least

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Something something pumpkin something

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Cemeteries are all gravey

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If all snitches get stitches, is everyone with stitches a snitch? Write your answer below and explain your reasoning

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It's pretty fucked up that most people don't rewind their Netflix shows after they're done with them

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Shitty summer idea: Edible fireworks

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Shitty summer idea: Cornholing with ears of corn

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Want to stop trying but it's too hard

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Things to yell if you fall in public with your baby: Shit
Oh shit
Are you shitting me
Shit damn

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More like ejacuearly, am I right

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God hates figs