David

You will NEVER see it my way because you are NOT me. 🇵🇷✨

[David @davidjas0n]

I’m either easily amused right now or these new Family Guy episodes are tickling me every 5 minutes 🤭

[K-Pop Semen Hunter @EmilioEmm]

okay @sniffiesapp we’ve all had a laugh about it now let’s bring back comments c’mon just turn the switch back on, boys…just turn them back on…

[para @sexyv1lla1n]

saw an elderly couple push their walkers into the dispensary together #meandwho

[Lҽɯα♡🎀 @snnowwww]

All I wanna do is smoke weed & triple my money.

[⛷️ @whoisfolu]

I know imma ball soon, but i need one crazy assist from God.

[David @davidjas0n]

baby, all I need is time! 🎧

[jam @B0OB1E5]

The most september song of all time

[David @davidjas0n]

Bro how are we still in July!?! Lmfao

[Sean Butler @Sean_Butler1]

We...take the subway? It's 3 bucks.

[monty @monty_avo]

gonna keep quiet on that gender role conversation because no shade i love when a nigga treats me like a princess

[David @davidjas0n]

There’s a Charley’s by Broadway Junction!?! Omg 👅😍

[joshua. @livingthroughJ]

liking yt dick is disgusting!!!!!

[David @davidjas0n]

Lowkey loving Jupiter in Leo 😌

[David @davidjas0n]

Why are the botanicas closing in the area!?

[ᴀɴᴛ @antding0]

“Who wanna buy me lunch?”
“Who wanna pay for my haircut?”
“Who wanna get my nails done?”

I don’t know… asking strangers to fund your regular expenses has always been a little cringy to me. 😂

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Blueberry is the best muffin flavor sorry not sorry

[David @davidjas0n]

Just placed my first Too Good To Go order let’s see what the hype is all about. Especially in Bushwick

[Cello/Phn @Cellowphane]

Salem would have had her set to broil by noon

[this barbie has ibs @heyitspoppymae]

except I'm not a fucking glass of coke having water poured into me fuck off

[David @davidjas0n]

Lmfaooo

[Akira @Akir_a997]

me at the gym after buying keratin instead of creatine