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aw aboot the gowf

[Dave @davidjhaining]

English fitba is pish. Any Scottish person who's main team is an English team is a banger

[Dave @davidjhaining]

I'm taking part in Glasgow Kiltwalk 2026 to raise money for Scottish Action for Mental Health and would really appreciate your support. Any donation of any size, will make a big difference. https://t.co/byMdzp3eF3

[Peter Crouch @petercrouch]

Can everyone not share this pls
Kind regards

[Dave @davidjhaining]

Call me mental but Scottish championship fitba is better to watch than the English premier league.

[Paul English @paulenglish1961]

I watch a bit of football. My personal opinion is that football is at an all time low in terms of entertainment. People laud Peo Guardiola, but his influence, no matter how successful it’s been for City, has led to the most mind numbingly football I’ve experienced in 50 years

[Dave @davidjhaining]

Remember there used to be an outcry if someone took the lower offer on the chase. Every shitebag and their dug does it now

[Dave @davidjhaining]

@scotstoffee 31-60 men the druids 5 for £99 deal

[Dave @davidjhaining]

@chris_sutton73 Id like to find out for sure .... 😂

[Dave @davidjhaining]

Woke up at 2 for the toilet and couldn't fall back asleep, guy smashed my wing mirror on a back road and drove off, backed Celtic as a single to start the group train bet. That's plenty ,Fuck you I'm away to bed

[Sky Sports Football @SkyFootball]

Peter Løvenkrands' son loves the darts! 😂🎯

[Dave @davidjhaining]

@HeadOfSheep I had usyk by one

[Dave @davidjhaining]

@HeadOfSheep How did you have it

[Simpsons Quotes @QuotesSimpsons1]

Our last bachelor likes women who take their clothes off for money.

Let's hear it for Moe!

#TheSimpsons

[Dave @davidjhaining]

8 AM drinking
9 Die hard is a Xmas film
10 dafties engaged
11 stone put on
12 hours of shite TV

[Dave @davidjhaining]

On the 1st day of Xmas my true love gave to me,
A tree that's been up for 6 weeks
1 prick on the shelf
2million plays of Mariah Carey
3trips to mobbed supermarkets
4dozen guys in matching jammies
5k in debt
6 FB posts about how nice the tree is
7days til the boy done well

[Dave @davidjhaining]

Petition for rangers to play all their league games on a Thursday

[Dave @davidjhaining]

@EwenDCameron is ice cream over or under rated. I'm getting slated for saying overrated. Never understood why everyone loves it.

[Dave @davidjhaining]

Stewarton bomb ... Famous grouse and red bull . Worst thing I've put in my moof

[Dave @davidjhaining]

The worst part of bonfire night and having a dog is watching fitba and having the telly turned up for the dog but Joe harts on comms. Big biased robotic boring baws

[Dave @davidjhaining]

@EwenDCameron underrated overrated option. Salted caramel, f
Definitely overrated. What was wrong with caramel. No sweet thing needs to be saltier. Absolutely pointless. Ps dessers is underrated.