david

[david @davidjoachims]

shit just hasn’t been the same since i lost my favorite gold necklace

[david @davidjoachims]

what’s the opposite of a hype house

[david @davidjoachims]

in your thirties you can get injured from standing wrong

[david @davidjoachims]

why is everything ipad & tiktok now

[david @davidjoachims]

just one more lane bro please. that’ll fix it just one more i swear

[KOKH FOX 25 @OKCFOX]

The Oklahoma Turnpike Authority released a 3D rendering to show the design of the future interchange at the Toby Keith Expressway and I-35 in the Moore/Norman area. https://t.co/C0I1Cm4xyc

[alisa @squirtstain]

trying to explain that having no tasks at my very calm job is fucking ruining my mental health

[Stan's Account @tristandross]

[seeking investors]: so we've invented a machine that dilutes all of human creative endeavour, so that, someday soon, nothing will have the capacity to provoke wonder; that we hope will render every task futile and joyless; and the good news is, we also expect it to kill us all

[libz @scarydinosaur2]

#nah

[david @davidjoachims]

looking for someone with enough swag to rhyme Fruit Ninja with Bruce Jenner

[david @davidjoachims]

if a video game is good you play it, if it’s bad you watch youtube videos about it

[Alex @midsmoker34]

This summer really was a love letter to the genre. Feel free to repost this. I just made it up

[david @davidjoachims]

sometimes you have to take your foot off the gas to enjoy the scenery

[dollmaker @lmaobox]

the fool is trying to sound design her way out of bad song writing

[david @davidjoachims]

become unemployable

[Amy Warne (she/they) @AmyEchos]

Against broad bipartisan appeal, the OKC Council voted to renew their contract with Flock today. Shame on everyone who voted to pass it: Mayor David Holt and Council Persons Carter, Avers, Stone, and Hinkle. Stonecipher conveniently absent from today’s meeting. #okcgov

[david @davidjoachims]

smoking. the shit that made neil young

[david @davidjoachims]

you ever see a t shirt and think, “this could’ve been an email”

[Terry @TerryHB_]

oh

[polen @polen_ball]

I love twitter because you can completely hide the fact that you're a socially inept loser by pretending that you're just some cool guy who drops a really agreeable and well-formulated sentence every 3 hours