David Oehler

Just like Twitter, this page is rediculous

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I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize..
I'm not an actor.

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and in conclusion to that, yo mama.

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Yes I do.

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Do you ever wonder if your bank just looks through your account and thinks what the fuck is this person doing?

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Garth takes the last waltz. If you haven't seen The Last Waltz, stop what you are doing and go watch it. https://t.co/YvpxhElwlV #FoxNews

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Long story short I need six million dollars & 79 cents.

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Call him ‘12 eggs’, cause he dozen want you.

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Gun n Roses only criteria for calling a place
"paradise:"
1) women are attractive
2) grass normal color

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From hence forward thy will be remembered as Willy Shakes…

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So does anyone actually have sex anymore or do we just post memes about it now?

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Kris Kross was right.
This shit really is wiggity wiggity whack.

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Now watch tomorrow be July 17th.