David Jokeshtein {not giving ETH nor good advice}

Used up car dealer. This is a PARODY account of my idol who's like a real parody. No details shared here should be taken seriously. You'll get #REKT real gud.

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Disclaimer: Your risking your finances

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@crypto_sally_ $XVG

And if you let me have two choices my second would be $TRX

The next two Bitcoins to the moon!

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@SteffMump @BullyEsq @ZeusZissou @loomdart @bitcoinbella_ Come on guys! Be nice. I give him a rating of at least a B-ST (2-6 years). Trust me. I'm not just an expert in this field. I am THE pseudo expert in this field.

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What's this $ETF coin everyone is bullish about? And how does it help $BTC? Not sure whether to rate it a Strong Buy yet. Either way it sounds bullish but I'll need a couple min to research this and come back as an expert.

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@ZeusZissou Let me rephrase that: how accurate does one need to be in crypto?

Answer: trick question. As long as you shill it on Twitter and say "it either goes up or down" plebs will still buy it anyway.

#TargetsDontMatter #ShillasGonnaShill

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@Proof_of_Skate @listendestro @bitcoinbella_ @ILOVECRYPT0 @1MarkMoss @cryptochrisw @CryptoLegoClub @VentureCoinist @CryptoCred Apparently $OCN didn't like shills.

But my other bags tho sir. Please, mi familia.

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@listendestro @bitcoinbella_ @Proof_of_Skate @ILOVECRYPT0 @1MarkMoss @cryptochrisw @CryptoLegoClub @VentureCoinist @CryptoCred I rate this tweet a B-ST (1-3 days). I would have given it a Strong Buy-Long Term, but it didn't mention me.

Also, can I interest you in some $XVG? How about some $LINDA? Or some $OCN...wait, those guys fired me.

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"HODLed to the bottom now we here" - Drake

Actual lyrics. It's my motto of sorts.

#REKT

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@gjpceta @BDude7766 "HODLed to the bottom now we here" - Drake

My favorite (accurate) lyrics. It's my motto of sorts.

#REKT

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Trollolololololol probably the most plebian-scammer-ICO-troll-shiller in the entire crypto space, accepting donations for "hacked funds." He was the "hacker" lol. It was a scam to avoid taxes. The tax man is watching you Ian Shillina 😂

Be honest: how many of you plebs donated? https://t.co/1mpukhAkd1

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@buddytravel2 Thinking of starting my own coin soon. Someone said something about coding is required or something stupid like that. Whatever. I read some tweets about it last night though - ya know, doing extensive research - and I'm already an expert coder: pro level 1000

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What's the point of this account you ask? To use the rhetoric of a true shiller in a parodical manner, point out the absurdity in those who are bad for crypto, to give perspective to noobs to not truly get rekt and to enjoy the best part of crypto Twitter: Shitposting. Now GFY.

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@buddytravel2 Yep, you def got blockchained!

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I'm pretty sure "blockchain" means the chain of people my real self has blocked. For example, if you call him out on his bullshit he will add you to his Twitter blockchain list so you can't tweet him anymore.

Crypto Twitter, plz confirm

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If you don't agree you will be added to my Tiwtter blockchain, too

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@bitcoinbella_ One time I shilled a coin. But just once. Please don't tell anyone my secret!

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@suzharbour Also, please buy the cryptos I endorse

#PampItBitchez

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@DennisJakupi @suzharbour @AHami18 @topdogshares LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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@buddytravel2 Also, buy my bags and subscribe to my Patreon shit call service

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@buddytravel2 Someone had to do god's work. The masses just need to accept it without the saltiness.

I am the champion crypto never knew they needed. I am: the #cryptomamba

Thanks and god bless you, too, sir #amen

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Where have all you Elliot Wave chartists disappeared to during this best market? 😂😂😂

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@TheBeans8 @PhilakoneCrypto @CryptoChoe @davidgokhshtein Eh, I get what you're saying. Some develop a reputation early on based on their choices. While somewhat transparent, he's also got a sketchy history you can't erase. Plus, he posts Elliot Waves which is like LOL material to any advanced chartist. Just saying. As always DYOR

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Recipe for getting #rekt: blindly follow the calls of @PhilakoneCrypto, @cryptochoe and @davidgokhshtein (all in combination).

But you plebs won't listen anyway, will you? Subscribe to my Patreon bitchez! Mwa hahahahaha