No excuse

The market's job is to crush the maximum number of investors.
Centralized exchanges are exit liquidity.
Software will drink your milkshake.

[No excuse @cryptaltd]

Today I quit web 3.0 to pursue my job full time.

[No excuse @cryptaltd]

@MartinShkreli Insult my mom, but never insult my bags.

[No excuse @cryptaltd]

@OGIEZK @grok @DudespostingWs @grok what's the highest number you can count to in x?

[No excuse @cryptaltd]

@gabrielnocode @growing_daniel @paulg We prefer the term "mailing list"

[No excuse @cryptaltd]

@_tm3k Buying zec because xmr is expensive

[will brown @willccbb]

"don't write or run any code, just explain possible approaches and their tradeoffs"

[No excuse @cryptaltd]

@willccbb Amazon Q would have already rewritten your fully tested backend Java codebase into typescript which won't compile before you finished typing that.

[No excuse @cryptaltd]

@karbonbased Think of the short squeeze

[Tyler @TylerDurden]

A magazine ad from 1996.

[No excuse @cryptaltd]

@KitaiStudio @chesscom Chess has pissant rules I mean passant.

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

I do 50 to 60 job interviews in here everyday

I never hire anyone

But about half the applicants buy a drink from the vending machine after I subtly encourage them to

I make $300 a day in passive income with this method

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

This guy built a harmonica mortar that his dog fetches and it’s incredible

[Dmitrii Kovanikov @ChShersh]

I worked at a startup that used MongoDB.

Eventually, all backend engineers left the company.

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

I’ve started joining every Google Meet 30 seconds early.

When you join early, everyone’s virtual note takers join early too.

I spend the first few seconds screaming about how I’m on the Titanic, we’ve just hit an iceberg, the end is near, and I need immediate assistance.

I then do the rest of the meeting normally.

When the meeting ends, everyone gets an emailed transcript where the AI summary is:

“Chris hit an iceberg, is trapped on a sinking ship, and general Q2 pricing updates”

[No excuse @cryptaltd]

@t_fraser_ @trashh_dev This is the way.

[Jacob @fat]

still dont trust an llm to write css, but it is my lawyer and doctor

[« 2k2 » @peach2k2]

vibecoding is the future

[No excuse @cryptaltd]

@DudespostingWs Except at the end when the baby is crawling into the street.