karbon 🐺🦊

karbonpilled

[karbon 🐺🦊 @karbonbased]

I will begin doing a phased reopening of the economy

[karbon 🐺🦊 @karbonbased]

If you haven't suspected every woman you've ever even spoken to of being a spy then it's over for you, it's been over for you, they have designated you a rube in the fem files and you'll be forced into a labor camp soon

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨 #BREAKING: OpenAI warns employees that spies could be trying to seduce them; women may not be with them for their personalities.

📍Silicon Valley, CA

“If she’s a 6 or above in San Francisco she’s a spy” warned one commentator.

[karbon 🐺🦊 @karbonbased]

@ChickunSchnitty Convict the only trustworthy one and it isn't even close.

[karbon 🐺🦊 @karbonbased]

This was Kimchi takes a dump on a private jet full of hookers for uncs

[Bruce Fenton @brucefenton]

When they ask you what happened here, you tell them “The north remembers”

[karbon 🐺🦊 @karbonbased]

@mert Darkest before DAWN!!!

Dawn damnit dawn

[karbon 🐺🦊 @karbonbased]

When you're already hungry and you ask her what she wants to eat and she says "I don't know"

[Crazy Clips 🔞 @crazedclip]

BREAKING: Chinese man threw himself from his 30th floor window after getting into a heated argument with his wife

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

loggin tf on

[karbon 🐺🦊 @karbonbased]

@TiKawamoto I think you should put this phone into a blender on high and film it

[karbon 🐺🦊 @karbonbased]

@Meta_Mark_ I feel like consistency > difficulty was an easy early lesson which I phrased to myself as "a shitty workout is better than no workout"

A harder lesson that came later was that form & slowness beats ego lifting and heavy weights every time for my personal goals

[karbon 🐺🦊 @karbonbased]

@FallingWedge Nodding out:
"Huh crypto? Nah never touched the stuff. Shit scares me"

[karbon 🐺🦊 @karbonbased]

Telling normies you "do crypto" carries the same weight to them as saying you "do heroin"

[CAPRISUN @RektCaprisun]

a16z crypto is now a16z Frontier even the VCs don't want to say crypto in public anymore 😭😂

[karbon 🐺🦊 @karbonbased]

I don't attribute much to the devil but the voice in your head that says "skip leg day" is the work of the devil

[yosoymario @yosoymario91]

Little girls are doing 110kg dumbbell Bulgarian split squats and youre thinking about skipping leg day

[karbon 🐺🦊 @karbonbased]

Kinda shit I'd be posting from my alt

"Totally different person here, different perspective and everything"

[ansem @ansem]

a clarification for anyone finding this account for the first time:

this has always been my handle, and i am not @blknoiz06 (Zion Thomas), the well-known solana trader.

i’m an independent market participant sharing my own views, observations, research, and analysis. the content posted here reflects my own thinking, my own interpretations of market conditions, and my own perspective on the opportunities and risks i see.

this account is not affiliated with @blknoiz06, nor is it intended to represent anyone else. nothing posted here should be attributed to another individual simply because we share the name ansem.

i believe ideas should be evaluated on their own merit. in a market driven by narratives, personalities, and constant speculation, it’s easy to associate an opinion with a name before considering the actual reasoning behind it. i’d rather let the analysis speak for itself.

if you’re here for market perspectives, crypto discussions, and independent observations, you’re in the right place.

same handle, different person, independent perspective.

sending love to everyone reading this.

welcome.

[karbon 🐺🦊 @karbonbased]

@Muncheds2 Always

[karbon 🐺🦊 @karbonbased]

My wife while I'm trying to cut

[karbon 🐺🦊 @karbonbased]

@torchthemall_

[Punished Tamale @punishedvaquera]

I love vsauce

[karbon 🐺🦊 @karbonbased]

@torchthemall_ @BAYC5511 Nope. You were right the first time. It's crazy

[karbon 🐺🦊 @karbonbased]

Copped

[karbon 🐺🦊 @karbonbased]

Can you guys tell me why I need to buy a Speed Queen (or not) ??

I need help with this purchase

[karbon 🐺🦊 @karbonbased]

@torchthemall_ @BAYC5511 You have 3 w/ds?

[karbon 🐺🦊 @karbonbased]

I like that Apple puts out some new garbage every year now then never tries to iterate on it.
Vision Pro, iPhone Air, Duo.
Who cares, just throwaway ideas

[Arun Maini @Mrwhosetheboss]

Turns out when opened, the iPhone Duo tips over on MagSafe stands 😅

[karbon 🐺🦊 @karbonbased]

@coldhealing You posting this caption

[karbon 🐺🦊 @karbonbased]

Now that I'm a boomer homeowner I rly side with the nimbys

Every nimby complaint i see is a carefully crafted resident impact study abt how a development will negatively affect traffic, sunlight, noise, character, and safety. Every yimby push I see is brutish and barely coherent