David Jordan

neutered domestic shorthair, drinks well with others

[David Jordan @davidjordan84]

@backendzyy Mostly I'm wondering how I got to be so out of touch, since I only recognize (barely) 5 out of 32 entries on this list. I'd probably allow these just out of fascination and to assuage my own ignorance.

[David Jordan @davidjordan84]

@ProjectLincoln @GovRonDeSantis Life-size bobble head

[David Jordan @davidjordan84]

@dannyswitf @TheSwiftSociety @conangray @taylorswift13 I mean this neither unkindly nor ironically, but the only one of these artists with which I am not familiar is @conangray. It’s like you specifically selected my favorite enormously popular performers to create a confusing comparison. I suspect this was intentional. (Right?)

[David Jordan @davidjordan84]

@AaronBillard That’s a question worth asking- but if someone would do that, they obviously make strange decisions so it’s probably a good policy. (Just tell me tonight was bad and I didn’t miss anything.) ☹️

[David Jordan @davidjordan84]

They aren’t fooling around about those name badges. Forgot mine (and my phone with photo of it) at the room and I did NOT get in on opening night. Gonna have to get my act together! #Homiletics2022 #festivalofhomiletics

[David Jordan @davidjordan84]

@TaraSkurtu I’m not sure how I knew this about you already, but I sometimes imagine your specific disappointment as I post yet another one of my cat pics on Instagram.

[David Jordan @davidjordan84]

@dcazdn @KelliAgodon @POETSorg I’ve been wondering the same thing since memorizing the poem this year. It made me think “rook” has another meaning I’m unfamiliar with.

[David Jordan @davidjordan84]

@KelliAgodon @POETSorg I memorized it this year and have enjoyed hearing it in my mind for the last few months.
So good.

[David Jordan @davidjordan84]

@shaindelr Ours has really impressed us this year.

[David Jordan @davidjordan84]

@johnpavlovitz For me it will always be the current decade, though that makes responding to this question a moving target.

[David Jordan @davidjordan84]

@Alexand22574772 @NatPurser I think one of the reasons he had such success in his role on SNL was his average-ness and the inoffensive quality of his appearance and personality. He’s cashing in on being so normal.

[David Jordan @davidjordan84]

@NatPurser I cover the sink with a towel, then *snap* it outside

[David Jordan @davidjordan84]

Tiny thing, impressive power: the upward-pointing stuck zipper tab that defies anyone to unzip the coat, pants, or sweater that is now locked tight for the foreseeable future.

[David Jordan @davidjordan84]

@NatPurser Same- visiting my parents is maddening because they never turn off their TV which seems to be 75% commercials.

[David Jordan @davidjordan84]

@StevenRayMorris

[David Jordan @davidjordan84]

@MelissaFloBix Livestream and public (about 70/30 % participation). PCUSA
Rural north Geaorgia, white older adults- Surprise!

[David Jordan @davidjordan84]

@MissusM Snuck. Georgia

[David Jordan @davidjordan84]

@sonicdeadkid I gotta pee.
I really gotta pee-pee.

[David Jordan @davidjordan84]

Since we have only just celebrated Halloween I hope we can AT LEAST enjoy our Thanksgiving before we start seeing all the campaign ads for 2024

[David Jordan @davidjordan84]

@NatPurser Yep