David

[David @davidjriley57]

@nocontextfm1 Jürgen Klopp's Tottenham. Bastards.

[David @davidjriley57]

@xGPhilosophy When you go bust, it says you move to the bottom of the leaderboard.
Does this mean you start again from 0, or you are out of the game completely?

[MARCA @marca]

⚫ Muere el futbolista del Liverpool Diogo Jota en un accidente de tráfico en la provincia de Zamora

😢 El siniestro se produjo en el kilómetro 65 de la A-52, a la altura del término municipal de Palacios de Sanabria.

[David @davidjriley57]

A Scouser, a Trinidadian, and a South African doing the Whigfield Saturday Night dance, pissed, in a Madrid kitchen in the early hours of 2025.
It's a good start.

[David @davidjriley57]

I know it's not twitter's main concern, but streaming the footy on here used to be alright. Maybe you'd change once or twice or flick to hesgoal.
Now, shite. Multiple post of click on the same suspicious link or pop ups after 180 seconds.
Sort it out lads, please

[David @davidjriley57]

@obrien_jonathan He's practiced that in the bathroom mirror a few times.

[David @davidjriley57]

@leetwr @RobsonTWR They cause no issue whatsoever and I'll fight anyone who argues with me.

[David @davidjriley57]

I've received scorn and abuse from friends over the years for doing this, but I now feel vindicated and, as always, correct.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I throw leftover food straight into the toilet and flush it away. Doesn't block the sink or make a mess of/leak in the bin. My wife thinks this is really weird but she's wrong. I will die on this hill

[David @davidjriley57]

@LFC Please stop the numerical order stuff. No one asked for it. GK-DEF-MID-ATT. Done.

[David @davidjriley57]

@RobsonTWR @TalkTV @andrejpwalker @lizziecundy @LoisPerry26 @alexarmstrong You haram bastard

[David @davidjriley57]

@Joey7Barton @AlexScott You sad boring cunt.

[David @davidjriley57]

@keithjones84 Less cars is great, but 2 plastic trees, a load of paving slabs and some ugly benches isn't a huge improvement.
Add flowers, a few more trees, make it a semi inviting/pleasant area to sit in whilst waiting for a train.
You wonder who councils are consulting at times!

[David @davidjriley57]

@GetafeCF No es una buena semana para el consentimiento en España

[David @davidjriley57]

@_nando18 Doesn't have to be a real bid, I'm just here for the emotions!

[David @davidjriley57]

I'd love someone to 'leak' a €250m bid from Liverpool for Mbappe.
Just to mix things up a bit, would be funny I reckon.

[David @davidjriley57]

Me, heading into town after the game. #NEWLIV

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

https://t.co/wCh9o4m6hZ

[David @davidjriley57]

Hiya @WhatsApp I had to buy a new phone (& SIM) on Saturday, and in the process of me messaging my family and friends the new number you banned my account for 'suspicious activity' and then dismissed a review without giving me a reason.
Why did you do this? Unban me ffs.

[David @davidjriley57]

Just thought I'd pop on here and confirm to you all that the Spanish Subjunctive Tenses can absolutely fuck off.

[David @davidjriley57]

@ESPNFC The lack of a question mark makes me believe this is a threat.

[David @davidjriley57]

@brfootball @Plettigoal I'm not ready. My fave.