Dave's Beard

A non-PG account dedicated to Dave Matthews and Dave Matthews Band, but mostly David.

[Dave's Beard @davidJthrusts]

Do photos of Dave's dressing room cause you to frantically scan the room for any under garments?

No? Just me?...😶

[Dave's Beard @davidJthrusts]

Dave, why you sexual?

[Dave's Beard @davidJthrusts]

But he's actually the cutest human ever...with incredibly large biceps now💪🏼😯

[Dave's Beard @davidJthrusts]

I think about Dave waaaay too much when Tove Lo's Talking Body comes on.

[Dave's Beard @davidJthrusts]

Babe is all skinny now and just like look at him, you sexy bearded God

[Dave's Beard @davidJthrusts]

If Dave got like buff with abs and shit I might just die.

[Dave's Beard @davidJthrusts]

Dave Matthews: obsessed with cunnilingus and rhinoceroses.

[Dave's Beard @davidJthrusts]

Missing Dave and the beard today. This will be a rough 2 week tour break.

[Dave's Beard @davidJthrusts]

I want to thank Dave for wearing pants that get tighter as he ages👏🏼

[Dave's Beard @davidJthrusts]

Like seriously, I'm sweating over here http://t.co/d33H1mxKFw

[Dave's Beard @davidJthrusts]

CAN WE JUST TAKE A SECOND TO TALK ABOUT HOW GOOD DAVE LOOKS THESE DAYS SWEET BABY JESUS

[Dave's Beard @davidJthrusts]

Model bae🚴🏼

[Dave's Beard @davidJthrusts]

Uh Dave and his sex hair meeting everyone today woof

[Dave's Beard @davidJthrusts]

Looking all fresh outta of the shower good lawd David

[Dave's Beard @davidJthrusts]

My body hurts so good. https://t.co/Md1CrHh3de

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#davescat

[Dave's Beard @davidJthrusts]

#Dadbod

[Dave's Beard @davidJthrusts]

Two days in a row I've seen pictures of Dave in hats and my body can't handle it

[Dave's Beard @davidJthrusts]

When you see dat booty though http://t.co/LhOIH3Pd2z

[Dave's Beard @davidJthrusts]

Never forget. http://t.co/7QJxwbL4EB

[Dave's Beard @davidJthrusts]

Dave will be 80 and still writing songs about cunnilingus.