David Alexander

Vapourware developer. Rababba/Yobabba.

[David Alexander @davidkalexandr]

@vonderleyen Maybe stop doing everything you can to incentive migration, and everything you can to make removals near impossible.

[David Alexander @davidkalexandr]

@Keir_Starmer Which Prime Minister are you hinting about? Please don't leave us wondering.

[David Alexander @davidkalexandr]

@PlatoonPod My wife is dancing, so I can see who it is for. And it isn't sports fans. At least they exhumed Madonna, that was interesting, but the rest is like America's Got Talent. And why didn't Ronaldo and Ronaldinho dance?

[David Alexander @davidkalexandr]

@andyburnham Put your plans to the electorate.

[David Alexander @davidkalexandr]

What is the point of all these "Remember my username" checkboxes and "Trust this device" dialogues, if the browser just forgets anyway?

[David Alexander @davidkalexandr]

@PippaCrerar Please can you find out which country he was taking about?

[David Alexander @davidkalexandr]

My brain every time I see this poster

[David Alexander @davidkalexandr]

@RupertLowe10 Can you find out who authorised this arrest and why?

[David Alexander @davidkalexandr]

@Keir_Starmer You are unclear. What do you mean by "reward"? Send back where - their place of origin or to France, to try again? Does this cover everyone who has already arrived this way, or just future arrivals? And if so, is "future" from now, or some undetermined point in the future?

[David Alexander @davidkalexandr]

Modern TVs are bullshit. Personalised ads, send viewing data to partners? Jesus. Shouldn't be allowed.

[David Alexander @davidkalexandr]

@Nerdrotics Is that the nega version of FNT?

[David Alexander @davidkalexandr]

@RWMaloneMD Host your own private email server with hammers on standby.

[David Alexander @davidkalexandr]

@Miss_Snuffy My son's school do a version of this. Downside is that all his corrections (detentions) have been for the very mildest of things. He used to love school and was active and keen. Now he dislikes it and can't wait to finish. It doesn't work if the teachers have poor judgement.

[David Alexander @davidkalexandr]

Coronation Street was on in the background while I was pottering about. It was unbelievably shit and miserable. Next up, a typical bleak UK crime drama. Does anyone watch broadcast TV anymore?

[David Alexander @davidkalexandr]

@LD_Sceptics They should start with their own WhatsApp group chats.

[Michael Shellenberger @shellenberger]

The UK seems like a free nation. It’s not. It is run by a tyrant, Prime Minister @Keir_Starmer . Shame on him for his totalitarian demand. And bravo to Apple CEO @tim_cook for defying the government. Please share this to warn the world that UK is no longer safe for free people!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The people of Britain do not want this government at all. New elections.

[David Alexander @davidkalexandr]

@SamsungUK "If"? Read the link. Take action.

[David Alexander @davidkalexandr]

@SamsungUK can you fix the problem with the Flip 4. https://t.co/8RgnHbvfd7

[David Alexander @davidkalexandr]

Edge-of-town McDonalds are miserable now. Serving queues of delivery guys as well as the usual dinner-though and eat-in customers. Long waits for cold food. Machines in the kitchen constantly bleeping. Better off making sandwiches.