Xavid Xayoss

[Xavid Xayoss @davidkayoss]

@davidkayoss.bsky.social

[Xavid Xayoss @davidkayoss]

#NoKingsOct18 #NoKingsDayOct18th

[Xavid Xayoss @davidkayoss]

#NOKINGS

[Project Liberal @ProjectLiberal]

Germany and Japan both unconditionally surrendered.

Literally the opposite of a negotiation.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

DONNIE J. AND KaroLYIN’ LEAVITT WILL HAVE THEIR (LITTLE) HANDS “FULL” TODAY. WHOOPS. I, GAVIN CHRISTOPHER NEWSOM, AMERICA’S FAVORITE GOVERNOR (MANY SAY), WILL HOST THE GREATEST PRESS CONFERENCE OF ALL TIME. AFTER THAT — “THE MAPS” WILL SOON BE RELEASED. VERY MUCH ANTICIPATED. HISTORY MADE. THE GOP’S RIGGED GAME IS OVER!!!! THE PEOPLE RETAKE CONGRESS. YOU'RE WELCOME, AMERICA! LIBERATION DAY!!! THAT IS WHAT MANY ARE CALLING IT. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. — GCN

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

BEYOND THE BEAUTIFUL, “PERFECT MAPS” — DONALD J. TRUMP HAS MUCH BIGGER PROBLEMS. SOON, I — GAVIN C. NEWSOM — WILL BE SHARING RECORDS THAT SHOULD CONCERN HIM.

I DIDN’T WANT TO RELEASE THEM — OUT OF RESPECT FOR THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT (NOT THE PRESIDENT) — BUT MIKE “LITTLE MAN” JOHNSON’S HOUSE OVERSIGHT COMMITTEE HAS REQUESTED THEM!!! WHOOPS.

WON’T BE PRETTY FOR DONNIE J. MANY ARE SAYING IT COULD BE THE FINAL NAIL IN HIS LONG CAREER OF LYING. THIS AND THE MAPS. “IT’S OVER.” THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. — GCN

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

DONALD IS FINISHED — HE IS NO LONGER “HOT.” FIRST THE HANDS (SO TINY) AND NOW ME — GAVIN C. NEWSOM — HAVE TAKEN AWAY HIS “STEP.” MANY ARE SAYING HE CAN’T EVEN DO THE “BIG STAIRS” ON AIR FORCE ONE ANYMORE — USES THE LITTLE BABY STAIRS NOW. SAD! TOMORROW HE’S GOT HIS “MEETING” WITH PUTIN IN “RUSSIA.” NOBODY CARES. ALL THE TELEVISION CAMERAS ARE ON ME, AMERICA’S FAVORITE GOVERNOR. EVEN LOW-RATINGS LAURA INGRAM (EDITS THE TAPES!) CAN’T STOP TALKING ABOUT MY BEAUTIFUL MAPS. YOU’RE WELCOME FOR LIBERATION DAY, AMERICA! DONNIE J MISSED “THE DEADLINE” (WHOOPS!) AND NOW I RUN THE SHOW. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! — GCN

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING — AND I AGREE — THAT I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM (AMERICA’S FAVORITE GOVERNOR) DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE. WHY? BECAUSE OF THE “MOST INCREDIBLE MAPS IN THE HISTORY OF MAPPING” (EVEN COLUMBUS). THESE MAPS WILL END THE “VERY RIGGED” ELECTIONS, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN (MAGA!!!), RETAKE CONGRESS “FOR THE PEOPLE”, AND SAVE DEMOCRACY. NOBODY ELSE COULD HAVE DONE THIS — CERTAINLY NOT THE “SELF-PROCLAIMED” MASTER DEALMAKER DONALD “TACO” TRUMP (TINY HANDS) WHO MISSED “THE DEADLINE” AND LOST (SAD!). PEACE THROUGH MAPS — NO ONE HAS EVER THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE. I AM THE “PEACE TIME” GOVERNOR NOW, STOPPING “POLITICAL WARS” BEFORE THEY START. HARMONY, UNITY, EVEN LOVE. THE NOBEL COMMITTEE HAS GIVEN THIS AWARD TO LESSER PEOPLE FOR MUCH LESS. I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, ACTUALLY EARNED IT. THE WORLD WILL BE SAFER, KINDER, AND FRANKLY MORE “BEAUTIFUL” BECAUSE OF MY MAPS. GIVE GAVIN THE NOBEL, MANY ARE SAYING. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! — GCN

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING THAT DONALD J. WOULD CONSIDER “GIVING AWAY” THE FREE STATE OF CALIFORNIA TO HIS “BEST FRIEND” VLADIMIR PUTIN — ALL BECAUSE I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, STOLE THE CAMERAS THIS WEEK WITH “THE MAPS.” NOW, OBVIOUSLY, NOT EVEN THE “TACO PRESIDENT” COULD BE THAT STUPID, BECAUSE AS MANY KNOW, CALIFORNIA IS THE 4TH LARGEST ECONOMY IN THE WORLD!!! WE ARE #1 IN FARMS (I LOVE THE FARMERS!), #1 IN BUILDING THINGS (ALSO KNOWN AS MANUFACTURING), AND #1 IN HIGH TECH (AI!). WE EVEN HAVE THE BEAUTIFUL “FORT ROSS” — WHERE THE RUSSIANS ALREADY TRIED TO STEAL CALIFORNIA HUNDREDS OF YEARS AGO (SPOILER: THEY LOST!) AND THAT WAS BEFORE “MY MAPS.” EVEN FLORIDA (“MEATBALL RON”) HAS LESS TOURISM THAN ME. AMERICA WOULD COLLAPSE WITHOUT CALIFORNIA AND NOT EVEN “DUMMY DONALD” (TINY HANDS) COULD MAKE SUCH A “DISASTROUS DEAL.” BUT IF HE EVER TRIES TO “SWAP” CALIFORNIA TO RUSSIA, MARK MY WORDS — THERE WILL BE BIG, BEAUTIFUL CONSEQUENCES FOR HIM!!! AND BELIEVE ME… HE WON’T LIKE THEM!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS VERY IMPORTANT MATTER!!! — GCN

[Captain Mark Kelly @CaptMarkKelly]

I bought a Tesla because it was fast like a rocket ship. But now every time I drive it, I feel like a rolling billboard for a man dismantling our government and hurting people. So Tesla, you’re fired!

New ride coming soon.

[ScienceAlert @ScienceAlert]

Private Jet Emissions Surged by Nearly 50% This Decade
https://t.co/k2TqMdtBoR

[azcentral @azcentral]

Elwood Edwards, the voice behind AOL's 'You've Got Mail,' dies at 74 https://t.co/n79BicDId8

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Donald Trump — the twice impeached former president, Jan. 6 coup leader, convicted felon, adjudicated sexual abuser, and man who mismanaged the 2020 economic implosion and coronavirus disaster that killed more than 1 million people in this country — has convinced American voters to give him another term in the White House.

🔗 https://t.co/41sRvIxLmT

[John Fetterman @JohnFetterman]

If you’re in line before polls close, you have the right to cast your ballot.

Please STAY IN LINE. 🗳️

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

When Donald Trump says fraud he means YOU voting against him.

Fuck him and stay in line.

[Xavid Xayoss @davidkayoss]

@FiveThirtyEight the conman shouldn't win any states

[Ruben Gallego @RubenGallego]

Less than two hours to go. No one left on the sidelines!

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

If Harris wins North Carolina, it shuts Trump the fuck up early.

North Carolina, you know what to do.

[PoliticsGirl @IAmPoliticsGirl]

When we get through this we need to address the electoral college. This election should never have been close and it only is because of this archaic and anti-democratic system.

[Xavid Xayoss @davidkayoss]

@PoliticsPA @DA_LarryKrasner @realDonaldTrump #StartTheSteal