David Kelly

I once wore a tutu on The Today Show.

[David Kelly @DavidKellyATL]

@CelliniNick @chrisdimino @MattEdgarAtl @MattLear @dt680 @680TheFan @Braves I interrupt this thread to share a screenshot from a video I took last night of Dimino nearly being taken out by a flying frankfurter.

[David Kelly @DavidKellyATL]

@DanEddBland @Acyn I live in GA. I give him money when I can.

Shut the fuck up.

[David Kelly @DavidKellyATL]

@FoxNews Uh…he’s correct.

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

This is how the Influencer Industrial Complex works.

[AntifaPuddin’Pop @Andie00471]

Nothing, and I mean nothing, says social media “influencer” like a tits out, duck lips selfie during an active shooter event. ���

[Middle Age Riot @middleageriot]

Next time, if you want to fool anybody other than your idiot supporters, move the clouds.

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Ana Navarro: “You’ve got JD Vance out there telling the Pope to be careful with his words. When you work for a guy that celebrates Bob Mueller’s death, celebrates Rob Reiner’s death, posts images of the Obama’s as apes — you don’t have the moral standing to tell anybody to be careful with their words”

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer]

Over the years, @PeteButtigieg has had many viral media moments, but I think this might be his best.

It's the most authentically angry and impassioned that I have seen him, and that's what voters who are banging their heads against a wall about the state of affairs want to see.

[David Kelly @DavidKellyATL]

@680TheFan I would rather read the Epstein Files.

[David Kelly @DavidKellyATL]

@RonFilipkowski Man those Epstein files are getting close to being revealed.

[David Kelly @DavidKellyATL]

@RealMattlanta Kellogg’s tour in Battle Creek, MI. Received a complimentary box of Frosted Flakes. Major highlight of the year back in the 70s.

[David Kelly @DavidKellyATL]

@cjrapp @GovPressOffice Dear Karen, you’re the same people that cheered a 24/7 Fox News cycle disparaging Obama for wearing a tan suit. I dare you to shut the fuck up and say something unifying.

[David Kelly @DavidKellyATL]

@ginamilan_ You’re either a Bot or incredibly and amazingly stupid. Or a Russian asset. Or all of the above.

[David Kelly @DavidKellyATL]

@FLDadReborn @Variety Thanks for telling me you’re uneducated with a gif.

[David Kelly @DavidKellyATL]

@680TheFan @buckbelue8 Anyone wearing sunglasses on their forehead while inside should obviously be ignored.

[David Kelly @DavidKellyATL]

@KirkHerbstreit @usahockey I was going to pontificate on this but others have already pointed out you’re a dick.

[David Kelly @DavidKellyATL]

@BrianStack153 @OneWayMusicX Woah. Did not know that!

I watched Conan from the beginning (since I graduated college in 1993 and didn’t have a job and had plenty of free time) so that blows my mind.

[David Kelly @DavidKellyATL]

@DudespostingWs Yeah I noticed that when I saw it in the theater in the 80s. Guess I’m a genius.

[David Kelly @DavidKellyATL]

@TPUSA Losers

[David Kelly @DavidKellyATL]

@JonnyRoot_ Ah, another fake “Christian” take. 🙄