David Kiefer

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[Unipcs (aka 'Bonk Guy') 🎒 @theunipcs]

two interesting $USELESS charts amidst all the recent noise 👀

meanwhile, USELESS is still easily one of the best R/R memecoin plays:

- still the second most-traded onchain memecoin even with the current market bloodbath
- did 8 figures in volume on Coinbase, which is top 5 for a memecoin and above $PEPE, $WIF, $SHIB, $SPX, etc
- incredibly oversold despite being the strongest trenches memecoin performer of the higher

looks like DeFi lending liquidations into CEX perps liquidations was the key catalyst for the recent flush, which means there will be significantly less sell pressure as bids starts coming mean

USELESS is going to catch a bid soon. it always does!

i think once it starts pumping again soon, FOMO should ensue and send it so much higher

we also likely get relief in the broader market soon as $BTC is clear oversold, and altcoins and memecoins are barely flinching now even when BTC goes lower

this is the time to be sizing into the USELESS lows, not selling IMO!

[David Kiefer @davidkiefer96]

@CryptoNobler ready

[0xNobler @CryptoNobler]

I shared $HOOD before it did 180x
I shared $VINE before it did 230x
I shared #jellyjelly before it did 150x

5 minutes ago I got insider info about the next 100x coin.

I’ll send the CA to those who like, RT, and comment 'ready'.

Make sure you follow & have DMs open!

[0xNobler @CryptoNobler]

DeepSeek is a legal money printer 🐋

Yesterday, I built a custom bot that flipped $50 into $36,000 overnight.

The best part? Anyone can do this - no coding skills required.

Here’s how I did it + FULL source code and my own AI model👇🧵

[David Kiefer @davidkiefer96]

@cryptobeastreal SpiLCkySuD3gkPHW3JYJ3hUJy9Na4WGWyB78RTc4H3o

[David Kiefer @davidkiefer96]

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[Jens Spahn @jensspahn]

Eine kleine Rechnung für den Wirtschaftsminister:

1.000€ Unternehmensgewinn
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➖ ~ 300€ (KST- & GewSt + Soli)
🟰700€ Ausschüttung an Eigentümer
➖ 182,88€ Abgeltungssteuer + Soli
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🟰517,12€ Netto

Damit sind diese 1.000€ Gewinn schon mit ~48% Steuern belastet.

Nun kommt Robert Habeck & will noch 17,1% KV-Beitrag (auf die 700€) erheben, also;

➖119,70€
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🟰397,42€

Von 1.000€ erwirtschafteten Gewinn bleiben beim Eigentümer des Unternehmens also noch ~397€ übrig. Die restlichen gut 60% hat sich der Habeck‘sche Staat einverleibt.

[David Kiefer @davidkiefer96]

@petcoin_ai SpiLCkySuD3gkPHW3JYJ3hUJy9Na4WGWyB78RTc4H3o

[PET 🧩 @petcoin_ai]

One final key drop before the ca. The final clue is hidden inside of a collection created by pet. The agent has minted and will send to 100 people.

- reply here with a sol addy
- repost this to trigger
^ do it in this order

while the NFTs are being sent out, pet could drop the ca

[David Kiefer @davidkiefer96]

@CryptoNobler lfg

[0xNobler @CryptoNobler]

Today was THE LAST shakeout 🔥

The next target for $BTC is $190,000 and the whole market will go parabolic.

Now is your last chance to buy the most promising altcoins.

These lowcaps can turn $500 into $60,000 in just a few months👇🧵

[0xNobler @CryptoNobler]

Missed the ICO boom in 2017, DeFi Summer in 2020, and NFTs in 2021?

In 2025, the crypto is giving you one more chance with AI Agents.

Last year, my portfolio went up 200x on AI coins, but this year I'll print even more.

Here’s a list of AI Agents I'm buying today👇🧵

[David Kiefer @davidkiefer96]

@CryptoNobler done

[0xNobler @CryptoNobler]

900x on $LLM in less than 24 hours.

Called at $150K, now sitting at over $130M.

The AI/Meme sector is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, so today I’m reopening my main Solana group and dropping another call.

Like, rt, and comment 'done.' Must follow and open DMs.

[David Kiefer @davidkiefer96]

@Mrcryptoxwhale thank you!!

[David Kiefer @davidkiefer96]

@FartXCTO @elonmusk lfg

[David Kiefer @davidkiefer96]

@Jstn0x Welcome to Fartx CTO🚀.
🚀Are you ready to stink up the galaxy?!

⛽️Less jet fuel more natural fuel 🦨
Farting into outer space. 🌑
Farts away💨💨💨

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[kian @kian_sasan]

Feels like the Green Party in Germany has a hard time respecting Freedom of Speech and Democratic Values.

Article 5 of the German Constitution protects free speech, yet they’re actively undermining it by threatening sanctions over dissenting opinions. 👎🏻😕

[kian @kian_sasan]

Sam Altman, Gründer von ChatGPT, schreibt in seinem neuesten Beitrag:

„Wir sind jetzt überzeugt, dass wir wissen, wie man AGI baut, so wie wir es bisher verstanden haben. Wir glauben, dass 2025 die ersten KI-Agenten ‚in die Arbeitswelt eintreten‘ und die Produktivität von Unternehmen grundlegend verändern könnten.“

2025: KI übernimmt die Arbeit, während wir unsere Kalender perfekt farblich sortieren.
Heißt die Revolution kommt – aber nicht für jeden gleich verteilt.