david 🌹

i love movies!

[david 🌹 @davidkmansour]

this is who i want to be when i grow up

[Patrick Gaspard @patrickgaspard]

Whoa. The ground just shook under me. Is this an earthquake in NY??

[Aisha Tyler @aishatyler]

I did the hard work so you don't have to. And it was HARD WORK.

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[Aisha Tyler @aishatyler]

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[Trevor Noah @Trevornoah]

Amazing how you can subscribe to any service instantly & they take your $ with one click but when you try to cancel, suddenly you need to call their helpline which is always too busy and so you have to find a dragon to fly you to Mordor to slay your subscription in the flesh. ⚔️

[david 🌹 @davidkmansour]

i dip it in guac and sour cream

[david 🌹 @davidkmansour]

a parent

[maybe: tey @whatstey]

what do you call a person who constantly provokes you to act a certain way and then play victim with the results?

[Rachel Lapides @rachellapides]

Fafsa should just be whether or not you’ve ever gone skiing

[david 🌹 @davidkmansour]

jokes on you i’m already in therapy

[verónica @soitfuckingoes]

people who have taylor swift #1 in their spotify wrapped need therapy

[Terry O'Connor @tf_oconnor]

i’m rooting for them 😪

[ivy ♡ *⁠.⁠✧ @xbabyivy]

Me: "if I get drunk please take care of me"

My friends:

[david 🌹 @davidkmansour]

@taylornation13 my red ring broke :(

[Bobby Foster 💭🎬 @iambobbyfoster]

This trend of public backlash causing art to be changed after it’s released doesn’t sit right with me.

[david 🌹 @davidkmansour]

@nia_gton this hurts

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

jeffrey dahmer

[rico @somethinglovely]

me creating a playlist

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

me when i use the airfryer

[Sʜᴏ ₉⁹₉ @ChasinBreadrin]

I was 7 thinking 2022 was gone have flying cars, mfs selling 1996 Hondas for $7,800 😒