David KYC

[Zay @yyyyeed]

As a guy, why screen guard go dey your phone?

[Assørted @chibuikej188]

So e don reach this level if I type "honey" my phone go correct am to "hustle" 😞🤦

[Alaba @Ibilegold6]

Salary Earners tomorrow 😹

[slay @nemesis09066]

How I look at my mum when she starts pricing yam from 3k down to 300

[JOYCE @JOY113549437045]

With the way I dey hustle now, you fit see me for hospital as your surgeon

[𝐋𝐚𝐍𝐨 𝐨𝐟 𝐂𝐚𝐋𝐢🦅 @LaNo_Twits]

Class wey go sweet na from the teacher you go take know😁

[Invincible @Invincible_sys]

See dog wey I buy to come protect me
Werey don first me sleep 😂💔

[Ayoola @fwayoola]

Make una fear women o, my babe borrow me money and she wan collect it back

[Ayodeji @Ayodeji358201]

You give God #20 come save #3,000 for weed,😂😂

Wow! Chairman of the most high. 😂😂

[Invincible @Invincible_sys]

I go price AC today coz the heat is too much,
Na so I hear price cold begin catch me

[Ayodeji @Ayodeji358201]

There's no more memes today, if u want to laugh look at your account balance. 😭😭

[Alaba @Ibilegold6]

All my plans to stop smoking just Dey fail

[Esihle @Thato_Rachidi]

Poverty watching you fall for that materialistic girl

[engemma8 @engemma8]

Girls who eat our transport money think they won’t produce sons 🫠😂😂

[𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐙𝐙 @blizzstilldey]

Life don pass to dey drink Hollandia yogurt 😭

[slay @nemesis09066]

On my death bed I'm going to say I hid 20 million in tha......then die😂

[D!CKSON @d_ckson1]

Nobody:

Me staring at you knocking on my door while I'm inside, because you refused to call before coming.

[erb_dool @ER3D00L]

Hungry for success but if I see Angela I go chóp