David Workman

Professional writer with a flair for spy thrillers, marketing, and social media. How's that for a mix?

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@BattlehawksUFL Which QB got benched after that throw?

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@Avionp2418 @TheUFL @BattlehawksUFL @101espn @ksdknews @kmoxnews @NFL @FOXSports @espn @seattletimes @FOX26Houston We accept these terms. Silvers was great last year.

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@TheUFL Amazing!

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@AtriaMysteryBus @BradThor @TODAYshow @wardlarsen Is this a Scott Harvath book?

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@JebBrooks @Suzanne747 @VirginVoyages You’re no longer Virgin cruise virgins! I’ll see myself out…

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Shame on you, Spire! #spire

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@JebBrooks @YouTube New hometown? Did you move from NC?

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It's Tax Day, and this kid knows EXACTLY how we all feel...

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@XFLBattlehawks @BudSelect AJ who?

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@kilmeade @MarcCox971 @foxnation @971FMTalk Ginger has an amazing voice!

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@sarahanne1212 Same mom at the same time?!

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@MattPauleyOnAir @KMOXSports @kmoxnews @DGSonKMOX The needed changes likely will not happen. If they don’t, next year will be worse.

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@BallySportsMW Was at Dodger Stadium that night, a night I’ll never forget.

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In case you're not up on the latest online jargon...
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On this date in 2006, St. Louis native Jack Dorsey sent out the first public tweet: “just setting up my twttr.” Around 12 minutes later, he added, “inviting coworkers.” Twttr launched publicly on July 15th, 2006, and was renamed later that year to Twitter. #twitter #jackdorsey

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@JackCarrUSA Team Reece all the way.

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Why is it called a frapp? Because afterward, you're frapp broke.

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I heard a joke about some back street crime. The humor was right up my alley.

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How do atoms write poetry? Ionic pentameter.

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Not all chicken jokes are good. Some lay an egg.