David Martí

Llacunenc i Català. Informàtic de dia, corredor, ciclista i submarinista de nit. Intento viure i deixar viure.

[David Martí @davidmartib]

@rubens0451 404

[David Martí @davidmartib]

@meteollac Situació complicada a La Censada, compte si no hi passa la llevaneus.

[David Martí @davidmartib]

@TripleAisme No, me too 😡

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[David Martí @davidmartib]

@_0b1d1 PDF

[David Martí @davidmartib]

@ajigualada Compte amb el Rec

[Roman Sheremeta 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @rshereme]

A sobering message from a history teacher:

I’ve spent years teaching American and international government — from strong democracies like the UK to authoritarian regimes like russia and China.

But lately, the most alarming lesson comes from home.

1/n

[David Martí @davidmartib]

@FrancescoCiull4 8kg in a month! Tell us more! How did you do it? 😅

[David Martí @davidmartib]

@Dinosn Fusion has the same issue. 🤕

[David Martí @davidmartib]

@Saboo_Shubham_ Thanks, link is 404?

[David Martí @davidmartib]

@ConsellRep Estan arribant correus com aquest. Sabeu alguna cosa?

[David Martí @davidmartib]

@rac1 Sembla ser que es un contingut viral fals a X, ells mateixos hi posen context https://t.co/zUlvFJ0Py4

[David Martí @davidmartib]

@Officialwhyte22 Recycle bin is my favorite 😅

[David Martí @davidmartib]

@velasc_alberto Em sembla que amb aquesta botifarra ja en tindré prou

[David Martí @davidmartib]

@toniclapes @versiorac1 No formo part de cap d’aquests grups, però desitjo que tornis ben aviat i amb l mateixa força de sempre. No es bò que les rates estoguin gaire temps sense el gat.

[Via lliure RAC1 @vialliure]

🍫 Però abans...volem endulcir la vida d'un de vosaltres amb un lot de Xocolata Jolonch de @torronsvicens!!!

➡️ Seguiu-nos a Twitter i fer RT d'aquesta publicació per aconseguir-lo. I recordeu que només teniu de temps fins a les 8h. Sort a tothom!!

▶️📻 https://t.co/jIMz4Nib1e

[Via lliure RAC1 @vialliure]

🍫 Esteu preparats pel sorteig del lot de Xocolata Jolonch de @torronsvicens????

➡️ Si el voleu, ens heu de seguir i fer RT d'aquesta publicació. Ah, i recordeu que només teniu de temps fins a les 8h. Moltíssima sort a tothom!!! #JolonchJolonch

▶️📻 https://t.co/jIMz4Nib1e

[Albert Bermúdez @albertmudez]

1x1 Barça 2-1 Porto
Especial coses de la farmàcia

[David Martí @davidmartib]

@DrAzureAD Why not use radio bittons instead? 🤷‍♂️

[David Martí @davidmartib]

Molt gran el @oriolcruz , aquesta temporada ens ho passarem molt bé! Ara que ja sabem que sap fer apareixer persones, el pròxim truc hauría de ser fer desapareixer els polítics! 😀

[VERSIÓ RAC1 @versiorac1]

🎩 EL MAGO POP AL 'VERSIÓ RAC1' 🎩 

👉🏼 Aquesta temporada hi haurà més versió que mai, i per això, Antonio Díaz ha fet màgia per portar al @toniclapes als estudis de RAC1 amb un truc de màgia INCREÏBLE!