David (wears a mask, saves lives)

live every day like it’s shark week

[David (wears a mask, saves lives) @davidmathielee]

@kimKBaltimore @newsmax are you going to shit on George Floyd?

[David (wears a mask, saves lives) @davidmathielee]

@OoniHQ srsly tho what is it with dudes and making pizza by snowy mountains? Lol (and I'm the biggest Ooni advocate)

[David (wears a mask, saves lives) @davidmathielee]

OH NO! DID SHE CHEAT ON HER WIFE AND THEN GET ARRESTED FOR A WHITE COLLAR CRIME AND THEN GET FIRED AND DISGRACED FROM BEING THE PRESIDENT OF A CHRISTIAN COLLEGE?

[Dinesh D'Souza @DineshDSouza]

WATCH: Jen Psaki just sneezed in the WORST way possible in the middle of pandemic. https://t.co/symY9jhXZs

[David (wears a mask, saves lives) @davidmathielee]

@DineshDSouza OH NO! DID SHE CHEAT ON HER WIFE AND THEN GET ARRESTED FOR A WHITE COLLAR CRIME AND THEN GET FIRED AND DISGRACED FROM BEING THE PRESIDENT OF A CHRISTIAN COLLEGE?

[David (wears a mask, saves lives) @davidmathielee]

@themaxburns IN BROOKLYN!?

[David (wears a mask, saves lives) @davidmathielee]

@ChanelRion sorry you can't be there with your lover @kayleighmcenany

[David (wears a mask, saves lives) @davidmathielee]

@kimKBaltimore It's almost like fucking @kayleighmcenany and her scissor sister @ChanelRion ending each presser with a bang (not the sexy kind either).

[David (wears a mask, saves lives) @davidmathielee]

@BillSpadea @kimKBaltimore @JerseyRizzo @NJGOP ^^^^@kimKBaltimore when you spend a lot of time with white people, you get treated differently

[David (wears a mask, saves lives) @davidmathielee]

@kimKBaltimore If you ignore it you won't see it.

[David (wears a mask, saves lives) @davidmathielee]

@theangiestanton @kimKBaltimore I didn't know Cheverly, Maryland was the hood, lol. I grew up near Aisquith and North Avenue in Baltimore. Now that, honey, is the hood.

[David (wears a mask, saves lives) @davidmathielee]

@mattgonter How's MD looking?

[David (wears a mask, saves lives) @davidmathielee]

@gtconway3d @svdate @SpiroAgnewGhost WAIT. HOLY SHIT. THAT QUESTION WAS YOUR ONE AND ONLY QUESTION!?

My God I remember the moment forever.

[David (wears a mask, saves lives) @davidmathielee]

@Verizon who fucking cares. your customer service sucks ass.

[David (wears a mask, saves lives) @davidmathielee]

@benphillips Let's do it

[David (wears a mask, saves lives) @davidmathielee]

@OliviaMesser So. what was the food and water she was surviving on?

[David (wears a mask, saves lives) @davidmathielee]

@blurstofmikes If this was one or two years later i actually would. Want to stay in the neighborhood when we move back from NYV but want a bigger place than our current Chestnut row home.

[David (wears a mask, saves lives) @davidmathielee]

@mirandayaver She didn't have her binder handy.

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@kayleighmcenany That's like the people who destroyed the capitol! Wearing Trump t-shirts and Trump flags!

[David (wears a mask, saves lives) @davidmathielee]

@AriFleischer *weak, fucker - ask Binder Kayleigh McEnany

[David (wears a mask, saves lives) @davidmathielee]

@kayleighmcenany Hey! You're a fucking bitch!