David Berk

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@Hello_Ashleyyyy Golf, bowling, curling, boxing

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@Nora_7979 Oy

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Men will be Men...

A sexy Irish blonde at a Casino seemed a little intoxicated 😎

She bet 20,000 euros on a single Roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel Luckier when I'm nude."

With that, she removed her clothes, rolled the dice and yelled:

"Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the Dice came to a stop, she jumped and yelled:

"Yes, Yes, I Won.. I won.."

She hugged each dealer, picked up her winnings and clothes and left.

The dealers gazed at each other, dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked:

"What number rolled on the dice?"

The other:

"I don't know, I thought you were watching."

Moral of the story:

1. Not all drunks are drunk.
2. Not all Blondes are dumb.
3. But all Men are Men.

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@linadreaamy 120

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@ericanextdooor Maybe G-d found him

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@historyrock_ Can I pick 0?

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@stoolgambling Toronto Maple Leafs

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@KeruboSk All of my grandparents

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@Idarabasimi Since when is Canada considered overseas?

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@JulioHashem In this case, the Sens should sell immediately.

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@MikeSielski Yes. A 20 year old athlete's career was ruined because he was out of shape and the coach benched him. See what he looks like next season and we'll see if his career was ruined.

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@JameyBaskow Thank you Chuck.

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@BRICSinfo In case you haven't heard, israel is currently in a war with Iran. All synagogues and schools have been closed for several weeks. Perhaps if you showed a little more regard for Israel and less regard for a country that doesn't exist (Palestine), then the churches could be opened

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@mtlgazette I am a B'Comm alumni. I have given to McGill for over 25 years however will not be donating due to the university's inability and refusal to protect Jewish students from physical and emotional abuse and harresment.

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@honeymoon250 Les Paul

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@howardeskin @NatalieEgenolf Thank g-d for podcast and i dont have to listen to your dreck.

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@Neccccy Why dont they text those people who want to be called to prayer. Leave everyone else out of it.

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@EricLDaugh All he has to do is cut off electricity from Ontario, and fresh water supply and that should shut Trump up..