Poetic Justice ✍️

Writer, independent thinker | Posts satirical, political humor in poetic form: #LibertyLimericks #HaikuforTimesofSnafu

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The Dems spent a billion point five
On Kamala’s dimwitted jive.
The dough worked like quicksand
Promoting a dreamland
Whose ruler was semi-alive.

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@DesireeAmerica4 So male cheerleaders are the new NFL? Those 12 woke franchises probably think this act is "Just fabulous!" regardless of how many fans think "Just stop." Maybe it will feel like planning to go to a football game but accidentally wandering into a piano bar with too many ferns.

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@DanProft Will the Vikings loudspeakers be blasting fabulous piano melodies played by Liberace? Will Viktor the Viking dance around in a tutu?

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@TheAliceSmith Across the pond, the likely new mayors of New York and Minneapolis are Islamists posing as just Muslims and communists posing as socialists. Those Chardonnay socialists rationalized a demented grifter posing as U.S. president. Let’s see them rationalize Sharia law in our cities.

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@OneBadDude_ Many now should try to confine their derangement to politics. That way they're preaching to the many who are stupid, not the few who are blind.

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@AntiWokeMemes I would start by teaching the poor soul some elementary grammar: how the subjunctive mood requires using "were" rather than "was."

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@sierra_rak For one thing, punctuation.

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@AntiLeftMemes Hippomaximus

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@AntiWokeMemes Kathy Griffin's beauty consultant

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@its_The_Dr I was born in a crossfire hurricane

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@jasonllevin Honor their predecessors: Arnold
Stang and Elmer Fudd.

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@TheOnlyEsta All three? Prince Phony, Cackling Crony, and Expired Baloney?

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@IfindRetards You're done period.

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@Jerry11029355 @gracieback2 Doesn't matter to CNN or MSNBC. They're too stupid to report it.

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@gracieback2 Scarborough's praise of powerful people on the left is fascinating. Is there a record of his comments on Jeffrey Epstein or Harvey Weinstein?

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@1Nicdar I really don't know. Is this person a trans or just a traditional creep?

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@its_The_Dr Maybe they're both Barry Manilow fans.

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@its_The_Dr Biden's Brain

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@PlanetOfMemes Psycho Sistas

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@akafaceUS Interesting that she couldn't recall the crisis number. Maybe they don't deliver.

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@TheOnlyEsta And she expresses her economic expertise so eloquently!

“So we invested an additional $12 billion into community banks, because we know community banks are in the community, and understand the needs and desires of that community as well as the talent and capacity of community.”