David Cromer

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@PaulMMCooper cannot wait

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@mattjcmorgan Dispense with the entire custom OR include blessings for coughing, belching, and farting

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@AndyBCasting I’m starting to think it’s screens

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@TrevorMcQueen Question the validity of their power over you.

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@zacharyprince Toi toi toi

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@mattjcmorgan Cosmos

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@westratenick Some people have definitely broken up with me when I wanted to continue dating and looking back it seems rigged so hopefully SCOTUS can clear this up.

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@gidglick This could be so many things

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@mattjcmorgan I check the upper right hand corner of magazines and newspaper fairly often when I want to know what time it is.

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@realDonaldTrump but not as many as the guy who kicked your electoral ASS

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@NYCMayor what is the meaning of this?

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@jasonemiller @bfishbfish

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@gidglick Legitimately stumped by that one

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@zacharyprince @realDonaldTrump Well, see, here’s another one of the many rifts we have on the left. I think Trump stands like that because he believes that angle helps the billowy jacket and long tie obscure his stomach.

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@EmilyNeves Being a pioneer is painful

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@zacharyprince I’m really just spitballing; expensive ritual under the current circumstances considering the outcome is predetermined and because voting makes social distancing nearly impossible.

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@zacharyprince @gabydunn That’s how many bullies reboot as adults. They think they’ve changed because their message is now positive but it’s the same behavioral action.

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@gidglick Pants?

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@zacharyprince She’s not going to lose her job for saying this.

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@westratenick “Life begins conception and ends when the Dow drops below 20,000”