david mear

Age: In a cool, dark place. Sex: Using UV light to check for characteristic striping on the underbelly.

[david mear @davidmear]

[screaming internally but with 4k graphics demonstrating the theorised event horizon of infinite despair]

[Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla]

I don't know about you but I'm finding it difficult to go through this all over again. I don't mean lockdown. I mean the futility & powerlessness of watching such catastrophic denial & incompetence. Last time, I raged. This time...well, what's point? I know. You know. We all know

[Tim Shipman @ShippersUnbound]

BREAKING: Boris Johnson has asked former Mail editor Paul Dacre to run thr broadcasting watchdog Ofcom. Charles Moore is close to a done deal to be BBC chairman https://t.co/rlQmfcDSGq

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

The Prime Minister calls it NHS Test and Trace, but it's more like Serco Test and Trace.

Today I called on Boris Johnson to bring Test and Trace into public hands.

[david mear @davidmear]

Join my new political party, The Revenge. Our manifesto is [screaming blood], [crows block out the sun], UBI, [white hot metal spheres replace eyeballs], aggressive public sector investment, a four day week, and [four mile long obsidian dagger impacts Palace of Westminster].

[John Bull @garius]

This is all such an awful fudge by people who are so out of their depth but utterly convinced they are not.

I know it would be comforting to think that our COVID response is being screwed by corruption or ideology, but it's not.

This is national death by Dunning Kruger.

[david mear @davidmear]

I KNEW it. Orange rind, pork rind, the clues were there all along.

[david mear @davidmear]

@ZehanWang Hell yeah

[david mear @davidmear]

Forgot to take my phone to the loo so now I know this Pantene bottle has 31 P’s on it including the little embossed HDPE mark.

[david mear @davidmear]

Took me twenty minutes to change a single number and add a backslash to a website file because of a cavalcade of things hanging, updating, crashing, and me accidentally hitting the wrong keyboard shortcut in an unfamiliar text editor. I am so good at computer.

[david mear @davidmear]

I really thought this was going to be a game featuring Murray The Demonic Talking Skull. https://t.co/zsV2DFP2fX

[david mear @davidmear]

@JoeTheDough Is that to the tune of Yellow Submarine?

[david mear @davidmear]

It is Wednesday my du- *clock ticks over* OH CRIPES

[david mear @davidmear]

@MPIainDS You are such an unfilled donut.

[david mear @davidmear]

@SupergiantGames How many possible different builds are there in Transistor?

[david mear @davidmear]

@JoeTheDough Instrag’arm.

[david mear @davidmear]

Ooh, a low key panic attack all day long? I’ll take one! Wait no, shit, aaaa

[david mear @davidmear]

@garius 👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁

[Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy]

Oh Christ. Matt Hancock has now given Dido Harding £10bn of our money to play with...

...because she has a whole *3 years* of experience in health. 🤦🏻‍♂️