David Keyes

Former spokesman & advisor to Israel's Prime Minister, startup founder, pranker of dictators. TOTAL VICTORY.
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TOTAL VICTORY

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🚨🚨 Mamdani sits on wrong side of chair during video address

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Khamenei's funeral is like the We Are The World of jihad

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SO. MANY. JOURNALISTS.

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Everyone says Mojtaba didn't show up to the funeral but I'm almost positive that's him at the back

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The only reason we didn't bomb Khamenei's funeral is we have like 10,000 Mossad agents there

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Shabbat shalom from Qom

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They sound HORRIBLE. Was their conductor killed in the war??

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Cool, bro

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Target rich environment

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um, ok

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PLEASE tell me this is a real photo from Khamenei's funeral

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Pretty baller to just show up to Khamenei's funeral in a baseball cap. What a G.

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Some very insightful analysis here. You don't hate the media enough.

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OF COURSE CARRIE IS THERE. PLEASE, G-D, LET HER BE ON HER MEDS.

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wtf is Dar Adal doing at Khamenei's funeral???

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That's the guy who took out Khamenei. His name is Yimakh Shemo, a decorated Mossad veteran and my closest mentor. Yimakh tailed the Supreme Leader for years, always in the shadows. He wanted to pay his final respects before returning to Israel. Hero and mensch.

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🚨🚨 Dreaded IRGC intelligence chief Majid Javadi arrives at Khamenei's funeral

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Just saw Keyser Söze at Khamenei's funeral

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Fun fact: originally they wanted Ben Folds to perform but he wasn't available