David Montes

I pity no fool

[David Montes @davidmontes2020]

@Diane_7A What he means is that he is going to hop into his cartoonish escape pod and be whisked away to another planet where his genius is needed.

[David Montes @davidmontes2020]

@AlexisGirlNovak So L.A. then?

[David Montes @davidmontes2020]

@Diane_7A Stable imbecile having "beautiful" conversations.

[David Montes @davidmontes2020]

@ConanOBrien

[David Montes @davidmontes2020]

@Diane_7A Life at it's best is experiencing Simpson references in real life.

[David Montes @davidmontes2020]

@GordonRamsay I would say "you're out your depth!".

[David Montes @davidmontes2020]

@ConanOBrien

[David Montes @davidmontes2020]

@Diane_7A And he likes harassment as long as its not presidential

[David Montes @davidmontes2020]

@Eden_Eats That's every car when you're high af

[David Montes @davidmontes2020]

@AndyRichter We need to know where this story ends...

[Tom Morello @tmorello]

It’s Wednesday. Get out there and change the world. Or rock. Or project kindness. Or confront the bad guys. Or feed the hungry. Or help and animal. Or practice 8 hours. Or forgive yourself. Or make amends. Or crank it up. Or ignore these directives and just chill.

[David Montes @davidmontes2020]

@CaraMariaMTV @ChallengeMTV Ice Cream
You Scream
We all Scream

[David Montes @davidmontes2020]

@Paulallenk @missmayn Is there any other kind of coffee shop in LA?

[David Montes @davidmontes2020]

@CaraMariaMTV Love Cara but as an LA loyalist, that song sends a chill down my spine.

[David Montes @davidmontes2020]

@CaraMariaMTV Harley Maria lookin more like Poison Ivy.

[David Montes @davidmontes2020]

@Eden_Eats Everyone in LA thinks they have a secret Trader Joes item only they know about. Trust me. We know.

[David Montes @davidmontes2020]

@CaraMariaMTV What about our feathered friends? He would bite my nose for sure.

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

Daily Game: If you don’t have ANY haters……… You really need to get to work.