Spongedavsquarepants

I am the one and only. Nobody i'd rather be.

[Paul Arthurs. @BoneheadsPage]

Give away time. To win this copy of Def Maybe, signed by me, retweet and follow @MicrodotCreativ

[Spongedavsquarepants @davidmorne]

@FirstChoiceUK Are you still there to help? I made a complaint to you via resolver in May after you held me to ransom over my holiday. It has been escalated about 5 times and you haven’t even acknowledged the compliant.

[Spongedavsquarepants @davidmorne]

@AudiUKCare I do thank you. Before I go to them do you know if there is a charge for a replacement?

[Spongedavsquarepants @davidmorne]

@AudiUKCare Hi. How do I get a copy of the 10 digit code for a 4 year old Audi so I can register for the App?

[Spongedavsquarepants @davidmorne]

I’ll be voting for you Steve. The very best of luck 👍🏻

[Steve Royle @steveroylecomic]

Hi showbiz chums! Worth watching this tonight folks #bgt2020Final please help me get votes, I’m a sad desperate man! @PaddyMcGuinness @peterkay_co_uk @justinmoorhouse @IAmChrisRamsey @lufallon @tomlister @realclintonb

[Spongedavsquarepants @davidmorne]

@steveroylecomic Fully deserved. Absolutely brilliant entertainment. So glad you’re getting a big break. 👍🏻

[Spongedavsquarepants @davidmorne]

@StAnthony5_6T All the best and have a great summer. Fingers crossed see you in September🤞

[Spongedavsquarepants @davidmorne]

@StAnthony5_6T A busy day for Jonas helping me build a raised flower bed and patio. It counts as PE right? 😂

[Spongedavsquarepants @davidmorne]

@StAnthony5_6T Hi it’s Jonas. I have done mathletics, TTRS and wrote some words down that I didn’t know from Roald Dahls books. I am now relaxing 😎.

[Spongedavsquarepants @davidmorne]

@StAnthony5_6T Morning. Can I just check on the zoom call, the instruction says it will be locked at 2.12pm. If the call is at 2.50pm do they just need to log in early? Also on zoom once logged in it currently says the call will be at 3.30pm.

[Spongedavsquarepants @davidmorne]

Should have seen @BlossomsBand twice already this year before Corona ruined life! Making up for it by watching their Castlefield gig whilst keeping my neighbours awake. #loud #blossoms

[Spongedavsquarepants @davidmorne]

@TheBattleFF @pnefc Got to disagree on this one Dave. He knew he was stepping over the lad and was frustrated the ref had given the free kick. He knew what he was doing in my opinion and did it in sheer frustration.

[Spongedavsquarepants @davidmorne]

@StAnthony5_6T We’ve been v busy with work today so have let Jonas get on with his work by himself. I’ve let him use a pen as he’s been working on his writing and he’s just giving me this. I assume it relates to today’s work. If not, enjoy it anyway 😂

[Spongedavsquarepants @davidmorne]

@StAnthony5_6T Morning. Jonas is going to try that next. For now he’s on with coding as he says “it’s the best thing ever” 😂

[Spongedavsquarepants @davidmorne]

@StAnthony5_6T A pinch of Magic by Michelle Harrison. He got it 2 days ago. He said it’s a very good book. He’s on page 88 of 351!!

[Spongedavsquarepants @davidmorne]

@StAnthony5_6T All very organised and civilised for once at Morne Primary & Morne High Schools this morning. Jonas trying to climb the TTRS table and push yr 5 up whilst helping his Yr 10 sister with her maths.

[Spongedavsquarepants @davidmorne]

@StAnthony5_6T Jonas has been busy. He’s done Joe Wickes PE. Done 20 mins on the treadmill. Got showered, dressed. Done mathletics, TTRS, todays English work and nearly completed a paper maths book too. Then we realised a new Fortnite update has been released today so he’s trying to impress 😂

[Spongedavsquarepants @davidmorne]

@StAnthony5_6T Hello from Jonas. He’s currently looking online at Ernest Shackleton whilst supping a nice brew!

[Spongedavsquarepants @davidmorne]

@StAnthony5_6A Done 👍🏻