David Mortimer

Software Developer @IGcom
(I don't really tweet, but my DMs are open.)

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

How do they even install this in the middle of the freaking ocean ..

[Siraj Noorani @sirajnoorani]

This is how the train makes its way through the snow in #Canada 🇨🇦
#snow

[David Mortimer @davidmortimer_]

Facebook, WhatsApp and Instagram all down. #internetmeltdown

#facebookdown #whatsappdown #instagramdown

[The Royal Family @RoyalFamily]

The Queen died peacefully at Balmoral this afternoon.

The King and The Queen Consort will remain at Balmoral this evening and will return to London tomorrow.

[Twitch @Twitch]

We can confirm a breach has taken place. Our teams are working with urgency to understand the extent of this. We will update the community as soon as additional information is available. Thank you for bearing with us.

[Mikael Thalen @MikaelThalen]

A lawyer using Zoom had to let a judge know that he wasn’t a cat after inadvertently activating a face filter

[CNBC Now @CNBCnow]

BREAKING: Jeff Bezos to step down as Amazon CEO, Andy Jassy to take over in Q3
https://t.co/qXfxlQRzPj

[Sharif Shameem @sharifshameem]

Found this comment in Apple’s open source chess engine source

[Chunkz @Chunkz]

When Boris Johnson catches me going for my 5th jog

[David Mortimer @davidmortimer_]

@searchliaison 🤮

[Geoffrey Ingersoll @GPIngersoll]

Thank God for sports photographers.

[David Mortimer @davidmortimer_]

@SEC_Enforcement nOt FiNaNcIaL aDvIcE

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

shoutout to all the devops people currently on their parent's wifi trying to fix a database issue in production