David M.W.

David M.W. Comedy

[David M.W. @davidmwcomedy]

https://t.co/PazHVDbUbB

[David M.W. @davidmwcomedy]

Everyday I wake up and I get a chance to help people who truly need it.

That’s such a cool gift.

[David M.W. @davidmwcomedy]

Trust me, life is good. Goodnight.

[David M.W. @davidmwcomedy]

One time on I-70 in Denver my car almost got struck by lightning. Shit was wild.

[David M.W. @davidmwcomedy]

Tequila folks

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

KAT locked up Wemby in Game 1 👀

[MNMuse @_MNMuse]

Butler quit on the Wolves because he believed Wiggins and Kat were trash.

7 Years later Wiggins is an NBA Champion, and Kat just had a great game 1 in the Finals. If Butler didn’t bitch out and quit on the team, we could’ve had something special…

[David M.W. @davidmwcomedy]

Just keep believing in yourself and things will eventually turn the corner.

[David M.W. @davidmwcomedy]

One last note before I go too….

I love @KarlTowns

I was a huge asshole to him while he was here in MN.

KAT is the definition of a class act and emotional maturity.

Seeing KAT in the NBA Finals made me realize I’m a huge dickhead for that time period.

Go get a ring dude.

[David M.W. @davidmwcomedy]

I had a flawed image on what friendships and relationships looked like, I shouldn’t have been negative to people who didn’t deserve my time. I should’ve let them go in peace.

I wanted to put my account to rest. I am done with Twitter or X or whatever this is.

Love,

David

[David M.W. @davidmwcomedy]

For years I spent a lot of time on this app.

[David M.W. @davidmwcomedy]

I put a lot of the things that were happening to me onto others. Which was not fair at all. It was incredibly immature and wrong.

[David M.W. @davidmwcomedy]

I can confirm, Kendrick Lamar has not been played at the function one time.

[Я @LJJM__]

Today’s the first Western Conference Finals game without the Timberwolves in 1,092 days

[Young Urban Professional @YoungUrbPro]

Sorry boss not making it in tomorrow our office is on stolen land