david norton

#WTAMU20 | ΦΔΘ | “life’s too short to put up with people that annoy you” - Red Forman @emilyschwartz__

[david norton @davidnorton1998]

Did you know:
Chip Skylark’s hit single shiny teeth and me is exactly 2 minutes long making it a perfect timer to brush your teeth to

[david norton @davidnorton1998]

@vaultxhq @DeepPocketMnstr @angry_vikings PLEASE

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Absolute madness in the Division II Final Four @stoolbenchmob

[beto @beto_mp3]

*armin transforms*
some kid chilling in his room:
#AttackOnTitan

[david norton @davidnorton1998]

Turning on the news for the first time in days and seeing what’s going on right now in the U.S.

[david norton @davidnorton1998]

@AaronAlcozer @GetSpectrum @TMobile Not to mention their internet connection goes out ALL the time

[david norton @davidnorton1998]

In both of my fantasy leagues, the person who started taysom hill as a TE lost. God is real and he does have a plan after all :’)

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

I am filing a lawsuit to stop the Georgia-Florida game. We were winning big in the first quarter and now they start “finding” touchdowns.

This isn’t over, I assure you.

[Playmaker TD 🏈 @playmakerTD]

How has Seattle not learned their lesson about passing on the goal line yet??

[david norton @davidnorton1998]

@Vikings 3 interceptions in the first half..is that finally enough to bench cousins??? Or do y’all still have faith in this garbage can of a quarterback

[Chris Long @ChrisLongKSTP]

QB rating if a player drops back and spikes the ball into the turf on every single dropback... 39.6

Kirk Cousins in 1st half... 6.4

[Ashley 🌱 @AMPZ222]

In New Jersey the police officers are protesting WITH the people shouting no justice no peace. This is how it should be, every police station should be walking with their community there is no excuse!

[Funko @Funko]

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[david norton @davidnorton1998]

@Noe_Beltran9 Yes

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[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

What fruit/vegetable do you think you could throw the farthest? I think my answer is an avocado. Apple is close, but the slip factor is too high. I think I could absolutely GUN an avocado

[david norton @davidnorton1998]

On a different note Valentine’s weekend with em was amazing and I’m sad to be back in canyon

[david norton @davidnorton1998]

Upcoming exam for me is only 20 multiple choice questions but worth 300 points... 15 points a question. Unreal amount of pressure lol

[david norton @davidnorton1998]

@12caroline_12 You’re*

[david norton @davidnorton1998]

I don’t care what any of you said, nothing will beat the halftime show put on by left shark