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the person of all time | 21

[dvavid @davidnp119]

big chungus isn't a funny meme

[dvavid @davidnp119]

this would be so fire to have but i would be a larper if i bought it because i've been a 7zip truther since i was a kid

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

WinRAR is telling anyone who hasn’t paid for the software to buy its viral $150 handbag instead

It costs the equivalent of five licenses and is shaped like WinRAR's iconic stack of books

[dvavid @davidnp119]

timeline getting a lil too local

[david @friedbylife]

Young men are getting flown out to Modesto California

[Dante 🚩 @Vientisms]

Rare case of an ice agent doing something good

[⎊ ♡ 𝑒𝒿 ♡ ⎊ @OhMyEmz]

the most powerful words an artist with balls have ever said

[dvavid @davidnp119]

babe wake up weezer just played live

(13 year old me would be proud🥹)

[dvavid @davidnp119]

give them their handle back you mother fuckers

[Muse @Muse]

Introducing Muse, your personal AI agent from Meta that gets things done across every part of life.

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[Know Your Meme @knowyourmeme]

On this day 12 years ago, Twitter user 'LuckyLuciano17k' posted a photograph of himself with the caption "You know I had to do it to em".

[dvavid @davidnp119]

babe wake up new weezer just dropped

(pretend i was on time and not 2 days late)

[weezer @Weezer]

The waiting is over. Album 20 is here. Produced by Kenneth Blume and Klas Åhlund, and now officially yours.

The listening begins now. The Gathering begins in 2.5 weeks.

We'll be expecting you.

https://t.co/kLAUIkGSYH

[dvavid @davidnp119]

spent a year losing weight and now it's time to put it all back on #RealEaters

[DoorDash @DoorDash]

COLLEGE STUDENTS GET 1 YEAR OF FREE DASHPASS. TELL A FRIEND 🗣️

[dvavid @davidnp119]

what the hell, sure

[JohnJake @Forsburned]

For you tab just went quintuple platinum

[dvavid @davidnp119]

@FNFestival i'm not even really a fan of creed but wtf are yall doing. was it really that much cheaper to put a shitty remix of one last breath in the game instead of the original (which would make much more sense for a game where you, yknow, play in a band)

[dvavid @davidnp119]

just saw a kid at the store wearing a nyan cat shirt in the big 26. nature is healing

[dvavid @davidnp119]

@yndranth i used to play it because it ran better than java on my old laptop but then i kinda just got used to it so i still play it even though my computer now can obviously handle java edition. also my main world from years ago is on bedrock and i'm too lazy to convert it to java

[lillie pad ⋆｡𖦹 ⍟ @kristilline]

my grandma lowkey based

[State of Palestine @Palestine_UN]

🇵🇸 ❤️💛🇪🇸

[ultravision_gamer @ultravision_see]

Hey @Nickelodeon @ParamountPics
this confuses me as a customer and makes me believe that you guys endorse the actions of the United States government, inclining me to never purchase from you and affects my perception of ParamountPics and Nickelodeon as a brand.

[dvavid @davidnp119]

why is my health app talking to me like it's a supportive boyfriend

[dvavid @davidnp119]

um you're a little late to the party they've been selling xboxes for 6 years😁😁

[Valuetainment @valuetainment]

JUST IN: Microsoft is reportedly considering selling XBOX.

[shelby @thetrueshelby]

Elmo said what he fucking said.