David de Padua

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People who think Bohemian Rhapsody is an epic song clearly have not heard Papuri sa Diyos

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Today I discovered that mapayapa has the same letters as mapapaya and I think that’s beautiful

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Pag nagpadeliver ka ng Cyma, sisigaw ba yung grab driver ng “OPA!” pagdating? Pls confirm

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Pinoy biking safety: no helmet pero may rosary sa handlebar

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@laura_no_esta @PoPville Heard this from around NY ave and 5th, they were very loud.

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The next big step for pinoy cuisine should be to appropriate a day, like MenudoMonday or TinolaThursday, idk open to suggestions

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@caratuts ITS JOKE TIME

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@caratuts Just saw this now hahah stage is set for 3-1 comeback and the prophecy will be fulfilled lol

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@caratuts You have to beat Denver first 👀👀👀 #hottake #20pcnuggets

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@Miss_AmandaG @PoPville https://t.co/U48l7KZlGS

[NEWS FROM THE CONCRETE @NFTC_News]

BREAKING NEWS:PROBABLE HOMICIDE SHOOTING: 7th and N St. N.W. Adult Male with a single gunshot to the back, he is unconscious and enroute to a local hospital. Will update as I get more info on this victim.

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@caratuts SALAMAT SHOPEEEE

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@papapax Weelllll hijjooooo, whaaat can you doo

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Can you imagine analyzing geotags of pinoy social media posts and discovering that a good chunk of them are “eDi sA pUs0 Mo :‘>”

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Flexing in 2020:
Being out of breath on a conference call because they’re exercising

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French Filipino fusion idea: croquembouche pero squid ball

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@carisacruz Wag mo kasi tutok yung flashlight sa mata tsk

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The WWE “Universal Championship” seems presumptuous, how do we know aliens do not wrestle

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Tangy Tart Hot and Sweet -Padma Lakshmi
Salt Fat Acid Heat - Samin Nosrat
Suka Toyo MangTomas Jufran - Luzviminda Batumbakal

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🍌 BANANA QUE
🍠 KAMOTE QUE
🦶🏽 PAA QUE

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This nightmare is real

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Sobrang hassle siguro yung akala mo chocnut tapos pota knorr cube pala