David Old

Drums and Coffee, Xbox and Whiskey

[Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social @TobyonTV]

‘I feel better than I did 20 years ago’

[bled @BLED_]

Be like Jon Stewart. He never forgot. 🇺🇸

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Everything is getting stupider and more terrible.

[Rachel Maddow @maddow]

LOL

https://t.co/Em2KICp7fP

[Gavin Free @GavinFree]

2020 be like

[Duncan @YogscastLalna]

It would be nice if trump followed his own advice

[Adrian Edmondson ❎ @AdrianEdmondson]

And also mice? We could train mice to run down into the lungs with a small dustpan and brush? Magnets on a string? Petrol - a small controlled internal fire? These are also interesting to me and should be tested...

[BBC @BBC]

A message from all of us, to all of you. Together we'll get through.

‘Don't Quit' read by @IdrisElba.

[Log @disappointment]

Woman just used the social distancing rules to jump in the queue in front of me. When they opened a new checkout I ran over and gave her a "look at me, getting served!" gesture. What I'm saying is there's still room to be a petty and miniscule person in these unprecedented times

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

As coronavirus rapidly approaches pandemic status, UK says thank goodness the NHS is getting that £350 million a week or we’d really be in trouble.

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

You know, I’ve been giving this a lot of thought lately but i think may have been a huge mistake to find the worst human being in America, make him President, and have him lead us to our doom.

#TrumpVirus

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Woody

[Curzon Film @CurzonFilm]

Okay boomer

[Kurt Vonnegut @Kurt_Vonnegut]

We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap.

[Bedgar @Bedgarsan]

When you keep losing at a game, you can't keep trying the same thing and hoping it works. Anger is understandable but counter-productive. You have to analyse the scenario and workout a new strategy. Because in this game you can't change the rules until you win first.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Donald Trump believes climate change is a hoax. Donald Trump is an idiot.

[Lost In Film @LostInFilm]

«All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain»

RIP Rutger Hauer.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

BREAKING: We’re screwed.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

People would rather destroy the planet than admit they’re wrong.

[GeorgeWeahsCousin @WeahsCousin]

Spare a thought for these two, bloody love their cathedrals.