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Dead profile. Finally made Bluesky click, let's be friends over there

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Alright you hot hot eggs, I'm off on Bluesky posting to no-one and feeling absolutely fine about it. Although you could do your bit and make me feel like less of a no-mates loser

https://t.co/5LrKkKqr03

Love you. And you. Not you. OK YOU

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@AndyMansh I hope you've carved out a decent corner for yourself. Every time I accidentally log in there's some rancid shit getting pushed in my notifications

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Watching Kelly's shoes again, I noticed Sex Robot from Whitest Kids U Know by the pool. But Shoes is 2006, and WKUK is 2007? He was a jobbing robot actor in the mid-aughts I guess

[𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphor_glow]

what’d you expect? condams?

https://t.co/sNFhJZSdDs

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What a different show Cheers would've been if Sam and Diane's growing romance had been replaced with cutaways to a still image of a seahorse

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@SeanKDLA My favourite is the one where the biggest boy rolls into a tornado and ends up lanced on a spire

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@TonmeisterJones Aw yeah, I knew I posted that shit for a reason

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Alright you hot hot eggs, I'm off on Bluesky posting to no-one and feeling absolutely fine about it. Although you could do your bit and make me feel like less of a no-mates loser

https://t.co/5LrKkKqr03

Love you. And you. Not you. OK YOU

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🎶Barbara’s scabby cadaver
Is gonna reach out and grab ya

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@GaryDooton Yeah

Hook your balls over the hemline of your frilly knickers, plant your hands on the wall, and let your hips do the rest

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Lads I just pissed for so long, directly into the water, that the guy in the next cubicle said “fuckin hell”

Still got it

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Didn’t post this on Blusky cos I’m trying to be cool over there

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Yeah I piss in a cubicle with my hands against the wall, always have, always will

Unless I’m sitting down and having a sleep shit

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@tetrarchangel @RegularFeatures @misterbrilliant @2plus2isjoe Congratulations you win a pumpkin being sick on his mate what I just saw

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@GeorgeTurrnerr @paprbckparadise Certainly inspired a line in tonight’s feature

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Just remembered that glorious period in history before LOL stopped meaning lots of love, and if you were lucky, truly blessed, you’d get a text from your gran saying “sorry you failed all your exams LOL”

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@bugman03 Haha! I lived for that kind of instant justice porn too. We were such parent-coded children

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Thanks to a clerical error leading to a mispayment of royalties for the book "Return To The Baltic", I now owe 11p to the estate of Hilaire Belloc. Suck it Bellocs I already spent it on wigs

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@SamuelWRoberts I share this passion

I like it when you can sense someone is absolutely out of ideas and you end up with the menu bar of the software they’re using, “things in a desk tidy”, or “typical nav bar links”. Also someone at NYT has recently started bumming a Xerox rep

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I accuse you all, when there are two categories remaining on Connections, of solving the easier one then selecting the other ones so it looks like you solved the hard one

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“it’s always projection with you people”