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[im on mars @davidonmars]

@dbrice96_ @JTGatlin @shawniewawniee We’re in the offseason. Of course a Rockets social media account is going to post about trade rumors. He didn’t even add any validity to it. Just asked the community what they think would take to get the trade done bro

[im on mars @davidonmars]

@TheProfitChile @howyadoiiiiiiin @TheDunkCentral @Eurohoopsnet He was very important to their rotation that year. He wasn’t very good but they also didn’t have much better backing him up. He obviously did his job though..

[im on mars @davidonmars]

Already downplaying the FMVP not even a month after the season ended. I hate modern sports fans so fucking much

[Cloud @maestroxv_]

Again..to prove Becky Hammon wrong, Jalen Brunson:

- Had to take a $100 Million dollar paycut.

- Rely on KAT to run the offense since the ATL series. AND defend Wemby.

- Play one truly great game in game 5. For games 1-4, KAT and OG were the MVP favorites.

She’ll be ok 😂

[Nate @GlitchBurgh]

Baseball players will wear cum jerseys but not a rainbow patch.

[im on mars @davidonmars]

@Succculenttrash You’re getting cooked in the replies and it’s deserved ngl

[im on mars @davidonmars]

@MalcadorSigil @pissyyoinky @NBAinsightYama @MookMookery @Bryce_Estelle So are yall just purposefully being dense af or are you really really fucking stupid??

[im on mars @davidonmars]

@tenpoundpolyp @firebornnn Brother WHY is HE your pfp??? 😭😭😭

[ashe wayne @ashewayne1]

The WWE full of coons man lol how tf you got cancer twice and fucking with a “president” who stopped cancer research because he believed it was “money wasted” & “going nowhere”

[im on mars @davidonmars]

@TheRodged Took my like back so fast

[Spurs Culture @SpursCulture]

Im fucking sick

[im on mars @davidonmars]

@HEBenjoyer @BiasedHouston We said the same thing when the Mavericks took on Bogut’s contract so GSW could sign KD. It’s just a business and ig the other owners don’t gaf

[im on mars @davidonmars]

@radicalsnoww So you apparently have never seen or heard a group of homophobes talk about a gay guy behind their back

[im on mars @davidonmars]

@HoustonTexans So many insecure, ignorant, ugly losers in these replies 😂😂

[im on mars @davidonmars]

@stayhotpod Did CJ Stroud drop that far after last season? Am I an insane homer for thinking he’d go first round… especially before T Law, Ward, Mendoza, Purdy, and come on…. Stafford? Are we being serious

[im on mars @davidonmars]

Adam silver is a fucking dumbass

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Breaking: The NBA's Board of Governors has passed new anti-tanking rules that include expanding the draft lottery from 14 to 16 teams, a relegation zone where the bottom 3 teams get penalized with lessened chances for the No. 1 pick, and flattened odds, sources tell ESPN.

[im on mars @davidonmars]

Holy shit I used to follow this guy 😭😭 I miss Covid twitter mann..

[🌧️ @wstgoat7]

Might be the worst tweet of all time

[im on mars @davidonmars]

These look basic and lazy af. Let’s be real here please

[Bradeaux @BradeauxNBA]

New Rockets Jerseys? Huge S/O to @WatnickCreative for this.

- Modern Day Ketchup/Mustard
- Dunkstronaut Logo

If these are the new Rockets jerseys, sign me up 100%.

[im on mars @davidonmars]

@noticedamee The Texans app has bids every day. I got a signed Stingley jersey in a $100 mystery box one time

[im on mars @davidonmars]

@coltronh0752405 @rubengo90430039 @hawkmania4 Ironic since you’re now on the internet whining like a giant bitch

[im on mars @davidonmars]

This is obviously AI right?? Cmon guys..

[New York Jets @nyjets]

football is ART (craft blend)

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