David On Tour

Real Time observer of the UK flushing itself down the toilet. Sarcasm may occur. Love Ireland, 80s music & sushi.

[David On Tour @Davidontour1]

@JaneMoxon381219 @OperaSocialist Good bot

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@bbctheview The answer to the question 'name someone nobody misses'

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@Lord_Talbot64 I know for a fact you didn't ask everyone in the country as Ive never heard of you. And neither have Bryan & Carol next door.

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@ThatEricAlper The Kinslayer by Nightwish is about the Columbine shootings

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@NataniaMarshall Hmmm are you a woman telling men what to do or a very sad man pretending to be a woman?

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@NataniaMarshall Where does your interest in other people's sexual activity come from Natania?

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@KarolineGosling Why not just admit you're a man?

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@mmago75645 @SaraONeillArt That's a very long way of saying "I've no idea".

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@mmago75645 @SaraONeillArt ...and where did that money go?

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@mmago75645 @SaraONeillArt The money for the Metro ad was given to the DUP by the 'Constitutional Research Council' a dodgy British brexiteer group. The DUP expected a hard border. Instead they got a sea border, lied to & laughed at. Unionism gets shafted by the British every time.

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@ImBreckWorsham So 28% is excellent now. I'm off to tell my math teacher - he failed me for getting 29%

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@NataniaMarshall And yet it is. But you can always call it equal marriage if you want to.

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@mmago75645 @SaraONeillArt The DUP campaigned loudly (and expensively) for brexit, including an ad in the London metro which cost nearly half a million pounds. Turned out they were useful idiots as the brexiteers used them & dumped them.

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@KarolineGosling Yep you're definitely a guy 'Karoline'

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@KarolineGosling The early stone age

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@KarolineGosling His job description isn't elderly comedian. He's a man pretending to be something he isn't, kinda like the owner of this account.

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@KarolineGosling "pointless wars would end"
So Trump being potus is women's fault...got it

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Remember the Simpsons episode where the monorail guy sold the town a disastrous pipedream & disappeared? Now he's back selling even worse stuff & people are buying it all over again. His name's Farage.

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@KarolineGosling The incel is strong with this account

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@KellyMatshall How can she or anyone 'fix' NI? The place requires £15 billion a year from Westminster to function at all.