David P. Jude

Entrepreneur, Private Investigator, Host & Executive Producer of “Jude, the Podcast” and “Bourbon in the Basement”

[Hallie DeVore @halliedevore]

"I think life is all about relationships. I think coaching is a cool career that allows you to take part in relationships really intentionally."

@TUWBX Sr. Keaton Hall has dreams of being a women's basketball coach one day, and is taking the right steps to do so 🏀

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[David P. Jude @davidpjude]

I’m surprised @elonmusk didn’t paint some racing stripes on a Falcon and race Artemis to the moon. Seems like a lost opportunity for sponsorship money.

[David P. Jude @davidpjude]

Amazing… I had not thought of it from this perspective. Wow!

[Dustin @r0ck3t23]

Elon Musk just explained how Starlink moves the GDP of entire nations.

The formula is so simple it should embarrass every development agency on the planet.

Musk: “GDP is a function of average productivity per person.”

Productivity per person goes up. GDP goes up. That is the whole equation.

Everything else is decoration.

And connectivity is the single largest lever on Earth for pushing that number.

Musk: “If you don’t have access to the internet, or it’s too expensive or low bandwidth, you cannot access the MIT lessons and you can’t sell the goods and services that you produce.”

No internet means no global knowledge. No global markets. No ability to sell to anyone beyond your village or learn from anyone outside of it.

The penalty is total. And it has nothing to do with the person serving it.

There is a child alive right now who is as intelligent as anyone who has ever walked the halls of MIT.

She does not know it. Nobody around her knows it. Because the coordinates of her birth have no connectivity. No library. No signal. No link to the world that would show her what she is.

She will grow old inside a ceiling that geography built for her. Not because of talent. Not because of effort. Because of a satellite that had not been launched yet.

Musk: “Internet connectivity is certainly a candidate for one of the things that would do more to lift people out of poverty than anything else.”

Traditional infrastructure takes decades. Fiber has to be laid. Towers have to be built. Permits have to be approved. Capital has to be attracted to regions that cannot attract it.

Starlink bypasses all of it from orbit. No cables. No permits. No waiting for a government to prioritize your village. A dish goes up. Isolation ends.

Someone who could not access a textbook yesterday downloads MIT’s entire curriculum today. Someone who could only sell to neighbors starts selling to the planet tomorrow.

That is not an upgrade. That is a different life.

Musk: “Starlink will actually move the GDP of countries. Like it’s gonna be that kind of thing.”

He said it like a feature update. But read it again.

Move the GDP of countries. Not a company’s revenue. Not an industry’s output. The gross domestic product of nations. Shifted by one constellation.

The telecom industry spent decades deciding which regions were profitable enough to connect. The rest were written off. Starlink does not make that calculation. It covers the planet. Every farmer. Every welder. Every kid with a clear view of the sky.

The minds that will cure diseases, solve energy, and build things we cannot yet name are already alive. They are already thinking.

They have no signal.

Starlink is the first technology in human history that can reach them at the speed of deployment instead of the speed of bureaucracy.

And when those minds come online, they will not change their own lives. They will change the trajectory of the species.

That is what Musk actually built. Not a telecom company. The largest unlock of human potential ever launched from a single network.

[E daí? Lamento. Quer que eu faça o quê? @AQUELECARA]

AS 60 MELHORES

1. As lágrimas do Chuck Norris curam o câncer. O problema é que ele é tão macho que não chora nunca. Nunca!
2. Chuck Norris não dorme. Ele espera.
3. Chuck Norris não faz flexões. Ele empurra a Terra para baixo.
4. Chuck Norris contou até o infinito. Duas vezes.
5. Quando o Bicho-Papão vai dormir, ele checa embaixo da cama e no armário pra ver se tem Chuck Norris.
6. Chuck Norris morreu há 20 anos. A Morte só não teve coragem de contar pra ele.
7. Chuck Norris não lê livros. Ele os encara até conseguir toda a informação que precisa.
8. Chuck Norris pode dividir por zero.
9. A Grande Muralha da China foi construída pra impedir Chuck Norris de entrar. Falhou miseravelmente.
10. Debaixo da barba de Chuck Norris não tem queixo. Tem outro punho.
11. Chuck Norris não usa relógio. Ele decide que horas são.
12. Chuck Norris jogou roleta russa com um revólver totalmente carregado e ganhou.
13. Quando Chuck Norris urina, o jato perfura titânio.
14. Chuck Norris tem um tapete de urso-polar. O urso não está morto… só com medo de se mexer.
15. Chuck Norris perdeu a virgindade antes do próprio pai.
16. Não existe teoria da evolução. Só existe uma lista de criaturas que Chuck Norris permitiu que vivessem.
17. Chuck Norris não dá descarga. Ele assusta a privada.
18. Quando Deus disse “Faça-se a luz!”, Chuck Norris respondeu: “Diga ‘por favor’”.
19. Chuck Norris não fica molhado. A água fica Chuck Norris.
20. Chuck Norris pediu um Big Mac no Burger King e foi atendido imediatamente.
21. O Triângulo das Bermudas era um quadrado até Chuck Norris dar um roundhouse kick num dos cantos.
22. Chuck Norris não tem medo do escuro. O escuro tem medo de Chuck Norris.
23. Chuck Norris inventou o preto. (O rosa foi invenção do Tom Cruise.)
24. Chuck Norris não usa toalha. A água escorre dele com medo.
25. Armas não matam pessoas. Chuck Norris mata pessoas.
26. Chuck Norris não se molha no banho. Ele faz a água se lavar.
27. Quando Chuck Norris entra numa sala, ele não acende a luz. Ele apaga a escuridão.
28. Chuck Norris levou uma facada no olho. A faca ficou cega.
29. Chuck Norris não compra manteiga. Ele dá roundhouse kick nas vacas e elas viram manteiga.
30. Chuck Norris inventou a cesariana dando um roundhouse kick pra sair da barriga da mãe.
31. O espaço sideral existe porque tem medo de ficar no mesmo planeta que Chuck Norris.
32. Chuck Norris não liga pro número errado. Quem atende o telefone errado é que se ferra.
33. Chuck Norris faz as cebolas chorarem.
34. Chuck Norris pode criar fogo esfregando dois cubos de gelo.
35. Quando Chuck Norris olha no espelho, o espelho baixa o olhar.
36. Chuck Norris chutou a velocidade da luz e voltou no tempo.
37. O diário de Chuck Norris chama-se Guinness Book dos Recordes.
38. Chuck Norris não tem casa. Ele escolhe uma e os donos se mudam.
39. Chuck Norris não precisa de clones. Ele olha no espelho e deixa o reflexo andar.
40. Galinhas tinham dentes até uma morder Chuck Norris.
41. Chuck Norris não toma mel. Ele come a abelha.
42. Chuck Norris ganhou do espelho no par ou ímpar escolhendo ímpar.
43. Chuck Norris não treme na barra. É a barra que treme quando vê Chuck Norris.
44. O leão tem Chuck Norris tatuado nas costas.
45. Chuck Norris visitou as Ilhas Virgens. Agora elas se chamam só “Ilhas”.
46. Chuck Norris usa óculos escuros para proteger o Sol dos olhos dele.
47. Os melhores desinfetantes matam 99,9% dos germes. Chuck Norris mata 100% de tudo que quiser.
48. Chuck Norris não liga o chuveiro. Ele fica encarando até o chuveiro começar a chorar.
49. Chuck Norris chutou um cavalo no queixo e nasceram as girafas.
50. Chuck Norris jogou uma granada e matou 50 pessoas. Depois a granada explodiu.
51. Chuck Norris tem 12 luas. Uma delas se chama Terra.
52. Chuck Norris não acredita em duendes. (Eles acreditam nele.)
53. Chuck Norris pode baixar hardware.
54. Quando Chuck Norris faz carinho num tigre, o tigre anda de costas.
55. Chuck Norris não usa óculos escuros para proteger os olhos. Usa para proteger o Sol.
56. Chuck Norris já esteve em Marte. Por isso não tem sinais de vida lá.
57. Chuck Norris pode tocar no MC Hammer.
58. Chuck Norris inventou o sexo, as drogas e o rock n’ roll. Nessa ordem.
59. Chuck Norris não passa a mão na barba. A barba passa a mão nele.
60. Se Chuck Norris se atrasar, o tempo anda mais devagar pra esperar ele.

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

That road is Route 1 in Iceland. A week driving it costs roughly $2,500 per person. Flights from the US run $500-600 round trip. Gas is $8-9 per gallon. A glacier hike is $125. A night in a decent hotel near Vatnajökull is $160-200.

Total tab for two people to spend a week staring at that glacier instead of a monitor: somewhere around $7,000.

The median American household earns that in about 18 working days. Sitting in a room. Staring at a screen.

The people who actually drive that road on a random Tuesday in March fall into two categories: retirees who stared at screens for 40 years and saved enough to stop, or remote workers who figured out how to stare at a screen from Reykjavik instead of a cubicle in Ohio.

Both paths run through the screen.

The photo is real. The freedom it represents costs $7,000 and 10 days of PTO. The device you’re reading this complaint on is the same device that books the flight.

[Baseball Central™ @BaseballCentraI]

13-year-old bat dog retrieves her final bat before retirement ❤️

[David P. Jude @davidpjude]

The best!

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

He may be old but he still gets excited when seeing his owner.. 🥺

[David P. Jude @davidpjude]

Just the best! Dogs are a gift we seldom deserve. ❤️❤️❤️

[This Account Makes You Happy @FeelYouHappy]

when your 18 year old once water loving sprocker who is part blind, has arthritis and doggy dementia wonts to stay out in the pouring rain splashing around 🥹... its like watching him be a puppy again i could cry 🥺

[David P. Jude @davidpjude]

Do you believe in geoengineering? I took these pics in Lex KY - 1/23/26 - 8am. Kinda hard to believe… right??

[David P. Jude @davidpjude]

Am I successful?
Because I keep failing.

Why am I successful?
Because I keep failing.

How am I successful?
Because I keep failing.

I am successful.
Because I keep failing.

My concept of “Failing Forward”, a leadership strategy I’ve long believed in and continue to live

[David P. Jude @davidpjude]

They walk among us… beautiful!

[𝗧𝗶𝗺𝗲𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗠𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗰 ✨🎵 @Hoang_HQ]

Get that girl a contract! Fantastic!! 🔥🔥

[David P. Jude @davidpjude]

Success is a one time event which must be replicated every day.

Failure is repetitive by nature and is critical to learning how to be successful.

Keep failing, my friends!

~dpj

[David Coverdale @davidcoverdale]

Yep…& Much Earlier, Too…:)

[David P. Jude @davidpjude]

My favorite solo ever! #shhhhh #waitforit #SkidRow #SkidFuckingRow @OfficialSkidRow Come back to Kentucky!

[Skid Row @OfficialSkidRow]

That solo🔥

#scottiHill #guitar #skidrow

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

The first dire wolf howl in over 10,000 years

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Nolan Richardson talks about the first time he ever heard of Larry Bird. If you’ve never seen this, stop whatever you’re doing for the next 80 seconds and watch it. Just trust me on this one.

[David P. Jude @davidpjude]

Go dog go!!! 1st place every time!

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

A dog ran onto the track during a high school relay race – and covered 100m in 10.5 seconds. 😂😂

[David P. Jude @davidpjude]

@DerrickEvans4WV @jackyljesse has been carving up stages with a chainsaw for years. A good dose of hard hitting rock and roll may do the country some good. Call in the lumberjack baby!

[David P. Jude @davidpjude]

Wherever I am, whenever it comes on… this solo must be honored! All must pause until that last note disappears.

Skid f-in Row!

[Skid Row @OfficialSkidRow]

🎸 @ScottiHill ripping it up #tbt

[David P. Jude @davidpjude]

❤️‍🔥🔥❤️‍🔥

[Carmen Electra @carmenelectra]

Following back some of you today 👀 💋❤️‍🔥 Retweet this & comment and I’ll follow you back! 🖤