oolong johnson

Elite activity. Praise god.

[oolong johnson @davidrimjob]

I quit smoke

[oolong johnson @davidrimjob]

thank god daft punk broke up and dropped the “Drumless Edition” of by far their worst album

[Daft Punk @daftpunk]

Random Access Memories - Drumless Edition, November 17th 2023

Pre-order now, https://t.co/788o6rjHKE

[oolong johnson @davidrimjob]

rolling up to dj my friends hip hop themed party with a usb full of 2007~2012 era anjuna beats releases about to cause a problem

[oolong johnson @davidrimjob]

mssp intro

[DeSantis War Room 🐊 @DeSantisWarRoom]

To wrap up “Pride Month,” let’s hear from the politician who did more than any other Republican to celebrate it…

https://t.co/FT7LdW4vls

[oolong johnson @davidrimjob]

this combined with virtually every streaming service having better programming, netflix’s shitter ass has got to be on the way out — the quality problems have been like this for as long as I can remember using netflix

[oolong johnson @davidrimjob]

crazy how watching the same movie on the same internet connection, netflix is constantly dropping the quality and looks like 480p at best, where HBO max consistently looks like a video player playing a 1440p video file…

[oolong johnson @davidrimjob]

torikizoku food poisoning on the toilet annoyed at the complicated speed run video I chose to watch battling for my life blasting pure water and bean sprouts #21stcenturyschizoman

[oolong johnson @davidrimjob]

she gone died and make me go to heaven ☁️😇 marc jacods

[oolong johnson @davidrimjob]

remember when boy boy west coast had nothing in his cup

[Abdi Smokes 🗣️💥 @Abdi_Smokes]

Opps wganna pound on me i had to laugh bro

[oolong johnson @davidrimjob]

coming from new york to japan to hang out with japanese people who wish they lived in new york >>>>>

[oolong johnson @davidrimjob]

that moment when kid “the roy” is just friggin justin bieber 2.0 >_>

[oolong johnson @davidrimjob]

stack all my bands 💵 all the way up 🏔️ then I cline too the top 🔝

[oolong johnson @davidrimjob]

Yea I cline to the top of the Mountain 💪🏻

[oolong johnson @davidrimjob]

She Accosting my Co until I Kirk Land

[oolong johnson @davidrimjob]

basically the only dream I ever have is a recurring nightmare where there are infinite contact lenses in my eye that never run out no matter how many I take out

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

Lmfaooo,,, (extending arms) Come hither bro. Lol. (getting cold feet) Actually - Go back from whence you came,

[oolong johnson @davidrimjob]

*me when i’m getting my long overdue flowers for my many achievements* gah damn these chonkas smell good

[oolong johnson @davidrimjob]

thank you mario…. but your penis is in another castle….

[oolong johnson @davidrimjob]

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