David Robeyns

And the Lord said unto John, Come forth and you will receive eternal life But John came fifth, and won a toaster.

[David Robeyns @davidrobeyns]

@DVanLangenhove @ForzaNinove @GuydhaeseleerVB "Ik snap niet hoe je dik en rechts kan zijn."
- Dries Van Langenhove

[Lennert @lennertstaels]

Na een aanslag op mijn zintuigen blijkt nu ook dat deze garbage serie slecht is voor de mentale gezondheid #haalhetoffline #overratedgarbage

[David Robeyns @davidrobeyns]

Euhm?

https://t.co/PCHm18rdxN

@een @VRT

[David Robeyns @davidrobeyns]

https://t.co/JvSH5YB2Yw

[Ziad Ahmed @ziadahmed]

I submitted this answer in my @Stanford application, & yesterday, I was admitted...

#BlackLivesMatter

[Gordon Ramsay @GordonRamsay]

I crave a different kind of Buzz https://t.co/gwsloOqTae

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I'll be speaking tomorrow at the San Jose Convention Center (CA) for the first- ever National Achievers Congress
http://t.co/m4JN2oIw

[Sean Spicer @seanspicer]

Dippin dots is NOT the ice cream of the future

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

"Seth Rogen has the biggest penis and most naturally hairless testicles I've ever seen in my life." - @seanspicer

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

If an asteroid hit the earth right now, I think a lot of us would just shrug.

[StuBru @stubru]

"Mwoah seg ehj!" @therealdonald_
snoert Samson de mond tijdens zijn persconferentie: https://t.co/hRFCvTMt13

[David Robeyns @davidrobeyns]

Ik stemde op Digital Love in de #DAFTPUNKPOLL van @stubru. Stem zelf via https://t.co/GqLydsLrdl

[David Robeyns @davidrobeyns]

@Den_BRico @NMBS :(

[David Robeyns @davidrobeyns]

@AikoBeyers lil cake

[David Robeyns @davidrobeyns]

Ik stemde voor mijn Devil of the Match. Je kan ook deelnemen op https://t.co/OEZ1FLkgD6 ! #belesp #devilofthematch

[David Robeyns @davidrobeyns]

1999-2016

[David Robeyns @davidrobeyns]

Niki & The Dove - You Want The Sun (Official Video) https://t.co/f0UOs4ws7T via @YouTube

[UEFA EURO @UEFAEURO]

Did you know? Ronaldo can also balance the trophy on his head.
#EURO2016

[StuBru @stubru]

De opstelling van Italië is bekend! En onze @BelRedDevils zijn klaar om de Italianen op te eten. #DWTD #BELITA