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[Fayze @illfayze]

Absolutely gutted for Tyler Loop, who has been spectacular all season.

A rookie kicker being asked to make a GW FG on your rival's turf to keep your team's season alive is a level of situational pressure most of his haters have never experienced.

[Billboard Chris 🌎 @BillboardChris]

This is what a psy-op looks like. This is who you’re arguing with on X.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

You can tell a lot about a person by how they react when someone dies.

[ᴅᴀᴠɪᴅ ʀᴏᴡʏɴ @davidrowyn]

No one said the phrase "The Magic of David Copperfield" quite like James Earl Jones.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

In 1985 an astronaut noticed this physical behavior of a handle, that turned out to be the proof of a theorem: the tennis racket theorem (also dubbed the Dzhanibekov effect)

[read more:https://t.co/o1UHtQgCyt]
[video, HD: https://t.co/ra15T3YmW4]

[Banachek @Banachek]

Do not wait. Please subscribe ASAP to get all episodes of the Untold story of Project Alpha. It is riviting and you have never heard this before, anywhere. You think you know, but you do not.

https://t.co/jacUt9oho4

[ᴅᴀᴠɪᴅ ʀᴏᴡʏɴ @davidrowyn]

Tonight is one of the most exciting nights in the life of a microwave/oven clock.

[ᴅᴀᴠɪᴅ ʀᴏᴡʏɴ @davidrowyn]

Hands down, my favorite commercial of the past six months: https://t.co/o3StTzRWDM

via @YouTube @LibertyMutual

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

when the rules of literally any card game are explained to me

[ᴅᴀᴠɪᴅ ʀᴏᴡʏɴ @davidrowyn]

Prolific, brilliant, sophisticated, witty, and unexpectedly kind. Rest peacefully, Max. You were truly an original.

Here's a candid photo from after a show in NYC, 2012:

[ᴅᴀᴠɪᴅ ʀᴏᴡʏɴ @davidrowyn]

@artofmanliness No Labyrinth or The Neverending Story?

[Lisa Gilroy @TheLisaGilroy]

To my followers: do better

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

There are 12 black dots at intersections in this image. Your brain won’t let you see them all at once. Here's why [read more: https://t.co/5iQR5WHFf0]

[ᴅᴀᴠɪᴅ ʀᴏᴡʏɴ @davidrowyn]

New theory: The Titanic sank when it was hit by the large modern cruise ship that was right behind it.

[A SLICE OF HISTORY @asIiceofhistory]

The titanic in comparison to a modern cruise ship

[Brian Brushwood @shwood]

An important thread, 18 years in the making! Please stick with me as I introduce you to my daughter Penny, who is about to leave me and go to college. 1/

[Wolfgang Bremer @WolfgangBremer]

working at a startup be like 🫢

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 as Roman numerals!

IM LIVID.

[ᴅᴀᴠɪᴅ ʀᴏᴡʏɴ @davidrowyn]

Who's out there marking their voicemail as URGENT in 2022?

Also, who's leaving a lot of voicemail in '22?

[ᴅᴀᴠɪᴅ ʀᴏᴡʏɴ @davidrowyn]

Why are there screwdrivers but not any screwpassengers?