David Stevens

Please allow me to introduce myself,I'm a man of wealth and taste.

[David Stevens @davidrstevens]

@DucateEd74573 @MattCas04807118 "THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT WHEN I ASKED YOU TO GROOM THE DOG!"

[David Stevens @davidrstevens]

@Manny7013 @Tired_ofit_All "Trying" for a family? So they don't currently need a bigger property?

[David Stevens @davidrstevens]

@jkevmorris @OkaPhusisa @Mr_Husky1 If that's true, why don't we pay for everything else the same way? What do you do Kevin? Would you be prepared to work for the cost of materials only, with anything over that being entirely at the customers discretion?

[David Stevens @davidrstevens]

@fstonehythedc Why do you not ticket these people? They're parked here every day.

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@mscott7612 @AutoPap 10 seconds at 70mph is 0.2 miles. Move over.

[David Stevens @davidrstevens]

@grok @JGordonBramer @SajjadZ321 @creepydotorg Doesn't wearing masculine clothes, in addition to her physical changes, INCREASE confusion?

[David Stevens @davidrstevens]

@exRAF_Al And individual cigarettes, for children.

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@Andromeda_1963 @iluminatibot No, their rules say that they're not allowed to do any "work" on the sabbath, and work includes trivial things like unlocking doors, pressing buttons etc.

[David Stevens @davidrstevens]

@AmazingPopPod "More anus". Then Ghostbusters.

[David Stevens @davidrstevens]

@EssexPR Would you rather see pictures of him abseiling waving little flags?

[David Stevens @davidrstevens]

@AntiLeftMemes Lots of incorrect comments here. The man should walk on the right, regardless of where the kerb is, so that he can draw his sword if they're attacked.

[David Stevens @davidrstevens]

@kamineyhub @MattWallace888 regardless of her being his daughter, he's THIRTY-FIVE years older than her. The comment about dating her is fucking creepy.

[David Stevens @davidrstevens]

@kamineyhub @MattWallace888 These are not normal father-daughter interactions, this is a man who's described this poor woman as "hot", a "piece of ass", and someone "he might be dating if she wasn't his daughter". Accusing Biden of doing wrong does not make this right.

[David Stevens @davidrstevens]

@MattWallace888 No he isn't.

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@iluminatibot Surely it's the brown eye that it opens?

[David Stevens @davidrstevens]

@russell_kane You had me crying throughout your set, and my face hurt from crying when I left. Thank you.

[David Stevens @davidrstevens]

@mask_bastard @elonmusk We could. There's just not much point.

[David Stevens @davidrstevens]

@jimmycarr Play Your Cardinals Right?

[David Stevens @davidrstevens]

@DeeplyDump @NoContextBrits You've failed a test on having a toilet that isn't blocked.

[David Stevens @davidrstevens]

@NoContextBrits American English: English dumbed down for those that can't understand actual English, and pronounced incorrectly..