Choose Duff. Choose a dental plan. Choose a job at the nuclear power plant. Choose drinking at Moe's Tavern and wondering who the fuck you are on a Friday evening. Choose sitting on the couch watching Krusty the Clown, stuffing your fucking face with donuts. Choose life.
that em dashes are a dog whistle for ChatGPT use is devastating to me, who has been using em dashes constantly and probably incorrectly for years. First all the water and now em dashes.. what else will you lazy freaks take from me
Apple TV, I do not want to watch It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown in 4k with Dolby sound. I want to watch it in slightly okay quality with seasonal local furniture store and car dealership commercials where they just cast their family as actors playing during the breaks.