David Saltzman

Writer, husband, father, dog owner, although not always in that particular order.

[David Saltzman @davids2844]

@babybeginner @ktnago13 You don't seem to spend very much time painting. That's a damn shame. Baby painter turned self-styled crusader who doesn't care about their own art anymore. Bummer. It's the world's loss, and yours.

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@JohnMcWhorter There's a certain grotesque irony in how the NY Times turned off comments on your article about how Black students are being shielded from discomfort.

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It'd be a perfect punchline if not for half a million people dead. What kind of painting does Paul Bremer do? Oil. https://t.co/ixxm5DZuAW

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The Pac-12 and NFC North have the same number of members. Change my mind.

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@drayy09 @ballondor Didn't he retire?

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Did you guys hear that Mr. Hume's herd of 2000 white rhinos got saved at the last minute? I guess he just assumed since he had them yesterday, he'd have them tomorrow. #empiricism https://t.co/hTX8oAWPXt

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@GovChristie Seems like a bridge too far. Are you actually running, or just doing spots on MSNBC?

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Instead of going to pick up my ADHD meds I'm sitting here reading an article on the harmful effects of the shortage of ADHD meds and I might literally overdose on irony before I make it out the door.

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@maryannm111 @wantedbythehoes You're aware you're literally posting on social media, right?

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Apparently famed author James Ellroy interrupts his own readings to say anyone who's offended by the n-word can leave, which is the most hilariously pathetic thing I've heard in a minute. Imagine being so brave you can't even read your own work without stopping to own the libs.

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@Tiedekes You don't make anyone mad, friend. You're way too silly for that. But holy crap are you fascinating.

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@tiggo3justice This broke my brain a little bit. Congratulations, man.

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@NomenNullus @MelissaKXLY4 @mtmama3skullz Yo but then I'd have to live in Idaho, so they'd need to build a city there first.

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@aaronpolevoi @MelissaKXLY4 tbh i think more b&bs should rebrand as jails

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@littlmaGGie @MelissaKXLY4 I'd imagine both of its members are very sad.

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man I miss the fuck out of @NBA_Reddit right now.

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I've got a short essay on writing while neurodivergent up at @ANMLY_LIT today, thanks for giving it a home! https://t.co/P5tiCVPzx2

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@deakannoying @WVUhoops Just to be clear, you're saying the sentence "never apologize to homos" in complete seriousness. That's amazing. You're amazing. I had no idea people like you still existed in 2023 lol.

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@PackESports1 PACK IN 6

[Madison College Esports @PackESports1]

🎮 1st Rocket League Championship
🏆 4th NJCAAE title for WolfPack Esports in three years