David Satriano

Writer/editor/fantasy goalie master for @Moes_HQ lover

[David Satriano @davidsatriano]

When do they pull the goalie for an extra striker?

[Dan Rosen @drosennhl]

Is a two-goal lead the worst lead in soccer too?

[Zach Braziller @NYPost_Brazille]

USA defends like the #Mets first basemen.

[David Satriano @davidsatriano]

“Could be”?!

[Zach Braziller @NYPost_Brazille]

#Mets have lost 100 games six times in franchise history. This could be No. 7. This is a really bad team that’s only going to get worse at the deadline.

[David Satriano @davidsatriano]

She said yes! #empirestatebuilding

[David Satriano @davidsatriano]

Empire State Building right now:

[David Satriano @davidsatriano]

The Knicks won the NBA Cup this season and then…

[New York Liberty @nyliberty]

YOUR 2026 @WNBA COMMISSIONER’S CUP CHAMPIONS 🏆

[David Satriano @davidsatriano]

Can someone please put @MrMet dancing in the background?

[MLB @MLB]

George Springer comes all the way around to begin the game for the @BlueJays!

[David Satriano @davidsatriano]

Mets are so bad, they promoted the former Devils captain to mange the team.

[David Satriano @davidsatriano]

The @Mets have errored for the infield cycle!

Every infielder with at least one error tonight (and a passed ball for the catcher). #thatssomets

[Zach Braziller @NYPost_Brazille]

Really hope the next major championship in the city they make changes to parade/celebration. Too many people got turned away. The die-hards who are there in good and bad times get screwed in end. Extend the route. This should be for everyone who wants to be part of it. #knicks

[David Satriano @davidsatriano]

And both the NBA Finals MVP and Conn Smythe winner wear the same number.

[Sam Block @theblockspot]

Knicks in NBA Playoffs… 16-3 record
Canes in NHL Playoffs… 16-3 record

Knicks had two sweeps
Knicks had one 5-game series
Knicks had one 6-game series

Canes had two sweeps
Canes had one 5-game series
Canes had one 6-game series

[David Satriano @davidsatriano]

The Carolina Hurricanes, and their mini Zamboni, have won the Stanley Cup!

Sound on to hear the @Canes goal horn.

[David Satriano @davidsatriano]

@thegoldenmuzzy The Knicks waited 53 years 🤣

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Twenty years in the making

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

for the boroughs and Knicks fans around the world 🏆

[David Satriano @davidsatriano]

Or they missed the train on purpose so they could get a free ride instead of paying hundreds for train tickets?

[NJ TRANSIT @NJTRANSIT]

Good news story: A woman and her son were running late at Penn Station New York and missed the last train to the stadium. She was visibly upset and in tears after realizing they would miss the event.

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

THE MOMENT.

[David Satriano @davidsatriano]

@MikeJanela I think wemby took that personally 😳

[David Satriano @davidsatriano]

@MikeJanela Davey S. here. If you ever need a pun, you know where to go 😂

[Elmo @elmo]

KNICKS that last message! Elmo didn’t mean to SPUR you on!