Mr. Krabs

life is crazy but oat milk is good

[Mr. Krabs @davidsbuff]

@Colttoonnnn @DK_Assist Same

[Mr. Krabs @davidsbuff]

Australian people prolly sayin shit like let’s gaurrr Mexicaurrr beat ecuadaurrr

[Mr. Krabs @davidsbuff]

One of the gayest things you can do as a grown man is get a rash and my roommates on like his third one in the last year

[Mr. Krabs @davidsbuff]

What upset my stomach today - a banana 2 coke zeros 2 shaboing boings fully loaded from the cart girl (kind of a smoke show) and an iced latte

[Mr. Krabs @davidsbuff]

Kind of on a hot dog bender rn

[Mr. Krabs @davidsbuff]

14$ for a bag of blueberries? How about zero dollars when I steal it how about that

[Mr. Krabs @davidsbuff]

Seeing the nuggets lose against the Timberwolves was worse than when I got my dui

[Mr. Krabs @davidsbuff]

T wolves really just a bunch of yns ngl imma start rooting for them now

[Mr. Krabs @davidsbuff]

@AlexCaruso

[Balázs Doryphoros 🌴 @PannonianMantis]

You worry way too much for a goated white boy who always figured it out

[Mr. Krabs @davidsbuff]

I will kill myself if the nuggets don’t win this game and they’re showing GRANT HILL not getting any high fives form rocky rn are you kidding not the time

[🧑🏾‍🦱 @ewgraiam]

they’re saying there’s 30g of protein in spending a night laughing with your friends

[Mr. Krabs @davidsbuff]

@GoldBoys @JDGoldboys @Playbook Jokic TD +105 @Playbook

[Mr. Krabs @davidsbuff]

@BobbyMlRE Spoke too soon

[Mr. Krabs @davidsbuff]

@AlexCaruso Jamal Murray

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Doing dry January so I’ve had eleven diet cokes at this bar

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

they call it the Dec 15-19th challenge. its where u try not to kill urself for the whole week of Dec 15-19th. #challenge

[Mr. Krabs @davidsbuff]

Feels like USA just won nothing bring me more happiness than seeing OKC lose like that

[Mr. Krabs @davidsbuff]

Eating Greek yogurt out the tub with a butter knife

[Mr. Krabs @davidsbuff]

For everyone wondering

[Mr. Krabs @davidsbuff]

Doug’s catching me up on secret mom Mormon show and as the screen is paused he ends with “oh yeah that ugly girl on the right she has a chronic condition”