SECdavid🇮🇷🇮🇱

making the snuggie look good since '09

[SECdavid🇮🇷🇮🇱 @DavidSEC_]

@CapperLedger Kinda wild that not only are there no laws against this, but that FD actively promotes a capper who isn’t even a real person 😭

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

On June 8, 2026, I’ll speak on the floor of the House to honor and memorialize the brave crew of the 🇺🇸 USS Liberty who died and were wounded in an unprovoked attack by 🇮🇱 Israel on June 8, 1967. Catch my speech on @cspan.

[SECdavid🇮🇷🇮🇱 @DavidSEC_]

OKLAHOMA BASEBALL BABY

[Pizza @number_pizza111]

This is pretty impressive. I don’t get what her problem is.

[Austin Staley @AStaley20_]

Hot take: NCAA baseball postseason is just as good, if not better than March madness.

[SECdavid🇮🇷🇮🇱 @DavidSEC_]

@qyxdmj6cwf @skatetdieu @TheRealPinguini @zhangyong02 Where

[SECdavid🇮🇷🇮🇱 @DavidSEC_]

@MojoOnDECK @GoldBoys @seanboybets @JDGoldboys Lmao down 500 units

[SECdavid🇮🇷🇮🇱 @DavidSEC_]

@Finger715691 @Fayefd456 @brianmctaggart @AstrosFansUK He threw 5 scoreless after that too lol dude above u clearly doesn’t respect Jason Alexander or Kai Wei teng

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

Call me old-fashioned, but I think it should be a bigger story that a sitting Republican member of Congress is missing, nobody knows where he is, yet he’s somehow still insider trading.

[Houston Astros @astros]

THE HOUSTON ASTROS HAVE NO-HIT THE TEXAS RANGERS!!

#ChaseTheFight x @MethodistHosp

[SECdavid🇮🇷🇮🇱 @DavidSEC_]

@cormachayden_ @mrloldev What labs do you use to test products?

[SECdavid🇮🇷🇮🇱 @DavidSEC_]

@RabbitohCards @barstoolsports I’ll advocate for hard fouls with the 12th man if it gets dudes to stop flopping

[SECdavid🇮🇷🇮🇱 @DavidSEC_]

@C8Luna @SunnydazeTanya @Libre1789x @Uwotm8_64 @RepThomasMassie @LegendaryEnergy @grok Bro above you just copy and paste from AI and thinks he’s smart. He retweets catturd that’s all you need to know

[SECdavid🇮🇷🇮🇱 @DavidSEC_]

@SkyboxNascar @DK_Assist If you bet no at -350 they woulda voided it for sure

[SECdavid🇮🇷🇮🇱 @DavidSEC_]

@g4beeeeee @astros Admin had nothing in the drafts for a Nick Allen dinger… had to scramble real quick 😭

[SECdavid🇮🇷🇮🇱 @DavidSEC_]

@aerodawg_emh @dannyxdisaster @evisdrenova Is it patented, if so it’ll take 22+ years

[SECdavid🇮🇷🇮🇱 @DavidSEC_]

@briandstone @mcuban @calisurfsup Correct

[SECdavid🇮🇷🇮🇱 @DavidSEC_]

@briandstone @mcuban @calisurfsup I was on ACA while working contract and I paid $610 monthly with a deductible/max out of pocket of 7/10k.

Healthcare through employer now is $71/mo with deductible/max out of pocket at 2/5k.

[SECdavid🇮🇷🇮🇱 @DavidSEC_]

Marty smith’s accent is worse than the fake Louisiana one that Brian Kelly did at LSU