Colton Kincy

I’m talking facts here; I don’t do if, buts, and maybes, I do absolutes.

[Colton Kincy @Coltawn]

*pulls into Sonic at 4:01*

Me: I know happy hour just ended, but can I get a slush 1/2 price still please?

Cashier: .... yeah, sure.

Me: https://t.co/Y7dgJPseCc

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully or write poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. That's how I get my kicks.

[Ian Simpson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @LordStonehands]

The colonies look fit in this football match

[Colton Kincy @Coltawn]

Texas Tech becoming just as, if not more, hated than Texas brings me much joy.

[Colton Kincy @Coltawn]

OklahOmaha

[Colton Kincy @Coltawn]

Thought Travolta went filet o’ fish instead of royale for a sec.

[New York Post @nypost]

Cop arrested, fired for allegedly pointing gun at fellow officer who microwaved fish at police station https://t.co/DkE9a4Vx4h

[Colton Kincy @Coltawn]

Super strange Flex Jordy?

[Jordyn Frahm @jordybahl]

Can’t keep a good man down🤣❤️

[Colton Kincy @Coltawn]

I want the world to know I might get ejected from a softball game tomorrow if everything goes according to plan. BOOMER!

[Colton Kincy @Coltawn]

Cry

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Face the Thunder enough times & you’ll learn to flop like them

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

🚨TRUMP: GAS PRICES ARE $1.83

[On3 @On3]

NEW: Lincoln Riley believes USC has now entered its championship window, he tells @whalexander_✌️

“Taking this over, you knew you had to go fight like hell just to try to get this window opened.”

Exclusive: https://t.co/RDRgz60BKa

[Colton Kincy @Coltawn]

@MiguelChavis65 @QB1Tattoo Resurrect Diamond Dawgs on Campus Corner. Profit.

[Colton Kincy @Coltawn]

That Judge would’ve had a fit.

[Shishir @ShishirShelke1]

Artemis II crew is thousands of miles away from Earth

And they’re asking ground crew for help because they have two versions of Microsoft Outlook open and neither is working

This scene is now canon 😭

[Colton Kincy @Coltawn]

Him Nagy

@JimNagy_Sooners

[Colton Kincy @Coltawn]

Hi, yes, my name is Colton, I’m Canada?

[Colton Kincy @Coltawn]

Imagine talking shit and you’re literally Canada

[Colton Kincy @Coltawn]

War of the Worlds (2005)

[Volcaholic 🌋 @volcaholic1]

It never occurred to me that Giraffes have nowhere to hide from storms!

📍 Maasai Mara, Kenya on Friday

[Colton Kincy @Coltawn]

@Eddie_Rado Continuing to do the Lord’s work, I see.

[Colton Kincy @Coltawn]

@PFF_dril What a time to be alive.

[Colton Kincy @Coltawn]

Being an engineer is frustrating sometimes bc you’ll just be trying to sleep, and then for some reason, your brain decides to practice spdf orbital theory and functional groups in quick succession.

[Colton Kincy @Coltawn]

Texas broke confirmed.

[On3 @On3]

NEW: Texas RB Quintrevion Wisner plans to enter the NCAA transfer portal, @PeteNakos reports.

Wisner led the Longhorns in rushing this season with 597 yards.

https://t.co/2XhcXuVKbX