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Hair haver

[Gurney Hallack & Associates @PFF_dril]

Who wants to tell them?

[Top Tier Georgia @TopTierUGA]

If Gentry Williams can stay healthy this secondary is gonna be dangerous and deep. #GoDawgs

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[Gurney Hallack & Associates @PFF_dril]

President Kamacho except built like a fat bitch

[ABC News @ABC]

President Trump is floating the possibility of keeping the UFC arena on the White House South Lawn — built for a series of fights on his birthday and Flag Day — permanently.

Read more: https://t.co/PdI3ZarEYr

[Dennis M. Hogan @dennismhogan]

I think a giant imperial military blob with an unwieldy and overfunded warfare state making catastrophic tactical decisions by misusing expensive equipment in unsuitable conditions is among the most believable things in that entire movie

[peter @peet2]

BREAKING NEWS: After the announcements of the Mavs and Stars leaving downtown Dallas/Victory Park for the suburbs, in a shocking turn, the 3rd Floor JFK Muesum announced it is leaving Dealy Plaza & has a non-binding agreement to relocate to downtown Prosper.

[Gurney Hallack & Associates @PFF_dril]

The year is 2046, Jerry Jones is kept alive in a warm goo. The Dallas Cowboys have not played in the NFC Championship since the 90s. The stadium is in Thackerville, OK.

[Michael Burns @michaeloburns]

if one of you puts this man's weird little penis on my timeline i will come to your house and spray paint your body green

[Gurney Hallack & Associates @PFF_dril]

@DNP_chopper Who is saying this?

[Gurney Hallack & Associates @PFF_dril]

Which is why we all want Texas Tech softball to fail.

[David Marts @DavidMarts13]

See the thing about baseball is it’s the one major college sport NIL hasn’t really affected yet and is still what college sports was originally all about.

This is so sick and feels like what all of college sports used to feel like

[Gurney Hallack & Associates @PFF_dril]

@debbie_ttu Simple Debbie Ť

[الرادع المغربي 🇲🇦🔻🇵🇸 @Rd_fas1]

لحظة قصف اسرائيل لروضة أطفال جنوب لبنان 🇱🇧

[Gurney Hallack & Associates @PFF_dril]

Who do we think Luigi Mangione would’ve killed if his motives were through a college football lens?

[Gurney Hallack & Associates @PFF_dril]

@ldsknack My squad is in the super regionals big dawg

[Gurney Hallack & Associates @PFF_dril]

@prefertorope Okay thank you.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[✎ @redoorlemontree]

biblically accurate joffrey baratheon

[alan b. @inceptstellar]

just cancel the bond film

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

first pride month without ayatollah khamenei :(

[Gurney Hallack & Associates @PFF_dril]

@JAXJaguars_16 Are you familiar with the concept of mammals?

[Gurney Hallack & Associates @PFF_dril]

When Jordy Bahl’s child is born as a male so we can tell her bestie Riley Gaines that a male was competing in women’s sports>>>>>

[Gurney Hallack & Associates @PFF_dril]

@ReederNata14930 Wait until you hear what Jordy Bahl thinks about women

[RedDirtSport @RedDirtSport]

Happy Pride Month

Don't let the bastards win.