David Silva

I was born at a young age and am currently living; someday I'd like to die.

[David Silva @davidsilva]

A truck containing aluminum has rolled over on I-880 North, “foiling” drivers afternoon commute.

RT me @CBSNews

[David Silva @davidsilva]

I compared probiotics today and chose the one with the “better strains”. I’m officially an adult.

[David Silva @davidsilva]

I hate flies. Like bro you are so annoying.

[David Silva @davidsilva]

Super Metroid is so damn good. I’m becoming a big fan of these games.

[David Silva @davidsilva]

Until they’re old enough to disagree, I’m going to have a GPS tracker on my kids all the time.

[David Silva @davidsilva]

And every day my mind screams within, “you left the comfort of your dog, for THIS?!”

[David Silva @davidsilva]

880 looking like a pig pen this morning.

[David Silva @davidsilva]

Get you a girl that hypes you up when you find some 450 North cans.

[David Silva @davidsilva]

I really enjoyed Industry Games, Chika did not disappoint.
https://t.co/sgrO1rciPk

[David Silva @davidsilva]

Spotify > Apple Music

Oh how wrong I’ve been.

[David Silva @davidsilva]

I like my women smart and my dogs dumb.

[David Silva @davidsilva]

*Taking the dog out for the day*

Me: my jacket?
Dog: check

M: my wallet?
D: yep

M: your collar?
D: uh-huh

M: food
D: oh hell yes

M: leash?
D: ....yee

M: you put more food instead of the leash?
D: yee?

M: fix it please

[David Silva @davidsilva]

I just made an order for delivery of marijuana that is supported and paid for by my work. What a world.

[David Silva @davidsilva]

@darebeaaar Oh god that was the best perk of the job. Made my mouth water just thinking about it. 🤤

[David Silva @davidsilva]

Anxiety: sup?
Me: Nah man, not today. It’s Halloween.
A: oh damn really? Like ghosts and skeletons?
M: yah
A: but like, no real scary stuff?
M: nah
A: aight I’ll catch you first thing tomorrow. Have a good night, don’t get killed by a drunk driver.

[David Silva @davidsilva]

So make my day, make my day, make my day, make my day. https://t.co/wXKIUpUNC7

[David Silva @davidsilva]

Venom (2018) starring Tom Hardy’s illustrious forehead wrinkles.

[David Silva @davidsilva]

Getting that new iPad Air today.

[David Silva @davidsilva]

Me: *Wakes up, opens door*
Dog: *waiting outside staring at me*
D: omfg bro you’re up, come here.
M:*follows her sprinting to the backyard*
M: ok, what?
D: open your eyes dude, see all this grass? How’s it even get here!
M: it’s always been there...
D: oh my bad... how r u tho?

[David Silva @davidsilva]

@genieex I see Diana, you, and I playing in the near future.

[David Silva @davidsilva]

@darebeaaar How dare you. I am one of the strongest men alive. But I choose to sell weed in San Jose instead ;) I miss you dude. Truly.