*Taking the dog out for the day*
Me: my jacket?
Dog: check
M: my wallet?
D: yep
M: your collar?
D: uh-huh
M: food
D: oh hell yes
M: leash?
D: ....yee
M: you put more food instead of the leash?
D: yee?
M: fix it please
Anxiety: sup?
Me: Nah man, not today. It’s Halloween.
A: oh damn really? Like ghosts and skeletons?
M: yah
A: but like, no real scary stuff?
M: nah
A: aight I’ll catch you first thing tomorrow. Have a good night, don’t get killed by a drunk driver.
Me: *Wakes up, opens door*
Dog: *waiting outside staring at me*
D: omfg bro you’re up, come here.
M:*follows her sprinting to the backyard*
M: ok, what?
D: open your eyes dude, see all this grass? How’s it even get here!
M: it’s always been there...
D: oh my bad... how r u tho?